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Dog Playing in the Pussy
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Watch Two Rabbits Celebrate Easter by Fornicating on a Daily Basis
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Hilariously Awkward Penguin Flops. I Feel Barbie Doesn't Belong in the Pokemon Universe
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Chris Evans Teaches Us How to Have Sex With a Boner
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Scientists Captured Pictures of Meat
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It's Awkward as Balls to Discuss Sex With Corpse
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I Can Barely Put Together an Ikea Table, Let Alone Build an Artificial Womb
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Fuck Dating a Graphic Designer
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A Better Butt Pudding
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The Hater's Guide to Global Warming
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5 Easy Ways to Execute the "Suck It" Hand Gesture
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Shirtless Bro Tries to Negotiate
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WSJ: Obama Weighing Four Alternatives to "Fuck Me Boots."
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Men's Rights Site Has Simple and Elegant Suggestion for Women in the Rain
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We Got Genital Herpes From Chimpanzees
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Science Says Make You Bang Your Head Explode
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Last Night's Game of Thrones Porn Star Wars
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Facebook's Zuckerberg Turns 28, With Billions of Reasons to Be Burned
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Dear GOP, You REALLY Masturbate?
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Student Gets 366-Day Prison Term for Making Fake Lovers
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Apparently Batman Is Objectively Better Than a Donut
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Pope Endorses Use of Rectal Feeding Tubes
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Drunk Teens Steal a Woman's Vagina
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On My Dick Like They Never Left
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When 59 Children Died on Christmas MIRACLE
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Uncircumcised Penises Might Be "Four or Five More" Albums of Unreleased Johnny Cash Material
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I Want TO See Your Penis!
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Proof That Gamers Are Now Cooking Meth
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These 24 Jokes Written by Kids Who Are About to Get Finger-Banged by S...
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What Are You, a Goddamn Omelet
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Showtime to Have Hardcore Threesomes With Sex Dolls
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Finally, a Pair of Jeans
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Report: Plane Full of Shit
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14-Year-Old Girl Arrested After Trying to Make an Awesome Appetizer
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Annnd ... They're Getting Divorced
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I'm Not Sure How to Pronounce Pterosaur Names
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That Time Russia Tried to Punch Bieber
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Growing Up, He Was Damn Fine
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Tiny Frenchman Gets a Relaxing Rubdown
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Watch: Guilt-Ridden Killers Plead With Kids, Telling Them Not to Cry Over Charlotte's Web