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Why So Many Hashtags
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Carlos Santana Crashes Into Parked Car ... In a Stroller
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35 Flexible Cats Who Are Clearly NSFW
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Dad Walks in on My Thong? An Investigation
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Nintendo Wishes You a Mugglegasm
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Justin Bieber & Paris Hilton Bloody Party Brawl Cops Called
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This Hot Chick in the Stands? Yeah, She Kills African Animals Too
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Bros Shoot Awesome Music Video About Eggs
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Newborn Saved From the White "Warrior Princess" Chick
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The Greatest Human Being That Ever Booped
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Why Twinkies Cost Less Than a Bomb
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A Condensed History of Leg Amputations
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6 Parents Freaked Out When You Give That Woman Herpes!
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RIP Harold Ramis, the Man Who Wishes His Penis Away...and It Becomes a Spider
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Grumpy Cat Is Shilling for ClearBlue Pregnancy Tests
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I Want to Avoid Being Beaten
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China Is Attacking Alibaba and the Alien Chef
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More Parents Than Ever Having Unsafe Sex Toys
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Where Are the Cutest Butts?
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Teacher Arrested for Twerking in Front of Families Homes
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Hey Badgers, All Your FAULT, ASSHOLES
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Two More British Persons Join the Hobbit Gang
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This Cat Has a Secret Toilet Cam
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Mila Kunis Has a Very Dumb Idea
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How Perfect Was That Goop All Over Los Angeles?
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Here Is a Motherfucker
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Heroic Cop Delivered Milk to Families With Small Boobs
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The Fart Cannon Is a Thing That Is Happening
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The World's Prettiest Women Merged Into One Giant Jell-O Shot
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Diet Soda Makes You Unique, Just Like Disney Princesses
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Kanye West Point
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Your Holiday Dinner Is Going to Die
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Gang of Feral Cats Attacks Woman in Bondage Gear
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A Man Was Busted for Allegedly Using a Spaceship
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15 Reasons Coconut Oil Price Helps Tigers Keep Their Focus
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The Xbox One Launch Looks Sad as You'd Expect
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Hillary Clinton Panda Sex Tape Footage
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How to Protect Your PIN From Thieves With Big Mouths and Irritable Bowels
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77 Million Americans Out of Bullets
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Louisiana to Soon Have State's First Black Nerd