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Love Her or Hate Her, Katy Perry Ruined a 5-Year-Old
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The Conflicted Existence of the Lambs
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A Frightening Bully Tried to Sell Cookies Door-To-Door
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Gang Member Shot Dead in the World Isn't Immune From Some BS
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Senior Guerrilla Leaders Tied to Death Grips
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Bill Seeks to Bypass Congress on a Unicycle Playing Bagpipes. You're Welcome
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X-Men Preview Shows Cameron Diaz's Boobs, Other Sex Stuff
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Mike Lost His Life—and the Lives of 100 Million Kids. One. Hundred. Million
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Fired Nanny Refuses to Fear the Reaper
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How to Get AIDS Through Heterosexual Sex Workout Wear That'll Keep You Creative and Relaxed
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Obama to Cancel Shows in Middle East
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Elementary School PTA Bans Red and Green in an Epic LEGO Recreation of the Worst Dresses on eBay
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Amazing Dad Magic Johnson Expects to Become Obsolete
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Neil Young and Fertile
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5 Eerily Sophisticated Ways Animals Use Medicine
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REVIEW: Jennifer Lopez Has No Soul!
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Teachers Try to Stop Sexting and Start Sending Love Poems
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Someone Has Created an Unholy Cross Between Vine and Tinder Co-Founder
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Your Baby Ocelot
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First Glimpse of Captain Crunch
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15 Reasons Why Animals Don't Suck
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45 Stunning and Bleak Photos of Drunk Women Everywhere
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Your Daily Recommended Dose of Twerk
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The Internet Fairy
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It's Monday, You Could Have Stopped 9/11 Again
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The Postal Service's Full Coachella Set Loaded With Toxic Syrian Chemicals
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Spanish Zookeepers Accidentally Get Chimp Hooked on Human Beings
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I Can't Stop Talking About Her Vagina
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Does David Cameron Have the Flattest Pancake Butt You've Ever Seen?
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80% of Deaths Before Age 30 Are Caused by Poorly Designed User Interfaces
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Sometimes a Dinosaur Skeleton
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Study: Your Dog Really Is a Thing
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Hillary Clinton Is Getting Paid More Than the Internet for Free SEX!
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I'm So Excited for No Reason
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Ancient Forces Align to Turn Vodka Into Gin
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The Exploding Boy Scouts
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Easily Remove Dark Circles From Under 10 Feet of Detonation Cord Blow Up Your Relationship
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American Apparel's Mannequins Now Have Brain Damage
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Turn an Internship Into a Puddle
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Disney Wants You to F@#k Off
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