Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

ferrihydrite

Voted Headlines
6
Vote
Mitt Romney Wins
1
5
Vote
Battlefield 1943: $15, Hits Consoles in June, Preorders Begin Next Week Before You Die
6
Vote
6 Overused Creepy Sentences That I Wish I'd Heard Before Getting Divorced
6
Vote
…And You Will Discover a Very Bad Day, Still Not Star in Music Videos: Enjoy Some Hot, Frigid Snowman Sex in Kate Bush's "Mistradelpair"
7
Vote
We Say Hell Yes to Anything
7
Vote
The 8 Recipes With Ingredients That Will Make You Very Upset
5
Vote
A Girl Is Slut
9
Vote
What's With All the Haters
9
Vote
8 Waffle Recipes You Can Predict
5
Vote
Sing Your Emo Children to Sleep Deprivation
6
Vote
How to Use Her White, Thin Privilege for Good News
46
Vote
Oh God I'm Melting: How to Take Control of RonPaul.com
5
Vote
10 Rappers Who Were So, So Close and Personal With the Mummy
7
Vote
Waiter, Can You Let the 99% Pretend They're the 1%
21
Vote
10 Hippos Who Are Definitely Time Lords
174
Vote
Why Pikachu May Soon Be Fusing Technology With Living Matter
1
7
Vote
Pomeranian Is Too Corrupt to Fight Back
203
Vote
10 Badass Ways to Eat Dirt
8
Vote
SNOWDEN: I'M NOT So Cool
4
Vote
Make a Sick Boy Into a Planet
3
Vote
UPDATE: Super Bow Most-Watched With 111.5 Million Viewers Horrified
5
Vote
The 5 Biggest Benefits of Living With Anxiety
5
Vote
Is There a Bigger Butt
23
Vote
Is There Dirt in Your Ass
8
Vote
39 Dogs Who Just Can't Stop Wearing Mittens: A Manifesto
7
Vote
Cats and Birds With One Arm and No Meat Loaf
1
5
Vote
Joe Biden Just Got a Tan, and Disappeared in Just 89 Simple Steps
4
Vote
​Mother Says She Wanted to Go "BLAAAW"
168
Vote
Yes I Still Buy CDs. Am I Normal?
155
Vote
Teenager With One Hundred Slices of Grilled Onions
119
Vote
Egyptian Nazi Will No Longer Serve Flavored Milk
3
Vote
Are Snow Blowers Really Worth It? Depends on the Moon!
42
Vote
Puppies Are Terrible at Democracy
81
Vote
Listen: The Pains of Being Eaten
13
Vote
25 Reasons to Embrace Your Bush
1
2
Vote
This Little Girl Was Me I Gasped Out Loud
7
Vote
This Kid Built a Thing That Exists
2
Vote
Amazing Dresses and Flesh on Display at the Airport
22
Vote
Andrew W.K. Trying to Masturbate
6
Vote
Girl's Plea to Pope Francis Says: Have Babies, Not Furbabies