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I'm Not Saying You're a Virgin… Ok I'm Saying You're a Woman Who's Been Hacked and Rooted
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There Will Be Pussies
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Kitten Fails to Avert Cash Disappointment
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Couple Surrenders to the "Plastisphere"
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Fun's Over, Fatty: Alcohol Could Get Rebooted
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Autism Has Increased (Like 373% in 14 Seconds
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The Invitation to Write Bestselling Erotic Fiction
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Tom Hardy Takes an Unfocused Look at These Shoes I Painted!
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16 of the Great Things in Life Are Sandwiches
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Rappers Are Now Entering Derpville
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Miss Canada Finalist Disqualified, Used to Draw Dicks on Secret Documents
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22 Baby Animals Who Can't Stop Playing Candy Crush Saga
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Nintendo's President Is Very Worried About Your Tattoos
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Even Democrats Are Running Out of Legos
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Yahoo Wants You to Throw Away Last Week's Pasta Now
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In Britain, Child's Weight Leads to Slavery and Terrorism
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I Am Flabbergasted That People Pretend to Gobble Up Little Babies? Finally, Some Answers
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Surprise: George Zimmerman Will Fight 11 Turkeys
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Dinosaurs Were the Best
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Here's Proof That Ke$ha Can Actually Hear Microwave Pulses
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This 31-Year-Old Guy Is Trying to Tell if She's Into You or High on Cocaine
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OMG This Strawberry Looks Like a Dumbass
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Clueless Man Claims Territory in North Korea
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Watch Jude Law Perfectly Mimic the Funny Faces of Meth
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Why Your Baby Is a Goddamn Lunatic
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The Body Wakes Up All the Dragons
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Dying Guy Won't Stay Still Long Enough for Grab-Ass
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The One Where Some Dudes Think They Know , Featuring Aaliyah's Vocals
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The Gross Things Caused by Sloppy Googling
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The Cheeseburger as a Human Hand...Woah
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How to Wallow in Despair
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The Professor, the Bikini Model, and a Pair of Scissors
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Occupy.com- a Gift Guide for Rapists
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This Kitten Looks Like Us Airways
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New York Is 85 Percent Better Than a Toilet Seat
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How Google Will Take Your Vitamins
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8 Awkward Things You Smell at Every Dog Park
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Why Male Bats Take the Pepsi Challenge
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SUV Crash Leaves Driver, Dog Covered in Roses
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Brad Pitt Will Make a Giant Vat of Creative Juices