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The Things Some Men Do to Beans
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Kanye Apparently Shot an American Governor in Occupied Iraq
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Get the Fuck Up?
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New York City Has Become a F**kboy.....
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Go Outside, Get Some Fresh Air, and Play With Barbies
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"Maze Runner" Returns With a Heart-Wrenching Note and a Masturbating Monkey
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Fed Officials Try to Bang Best Friend's Mom, Gets Destroyed
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Ikea Is Going to Send Smoke Signals
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This NBA Star Wants You to Kill Gays
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EXCLUSIVE: Arnold Schwarzenegger Almost Didn't Happen
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GREECE IS DOWN TO $69
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The Best Part of This Weird Shit
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M.I.A. Issues Statement on How to Get Rid of Montreal
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17 Stars Who Survived Shit That Would Make Mr. Rogers Cry
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Lady Gaga Is Totally Dead
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Walter Dean Myers Dies at 65 Million
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Everyone Has One Trillion Hit Points
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Kids Who Love Alcohol
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The Joker Confirmed to Exist
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Justin Bieber Has an Erection, Pisses People Off
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We Tried to Ban Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Rainbows
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One Brave Man's Dream Was to Tweet
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Facebook Notification: You Are a Terrible Friend
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Yes... Yes... I Am Death
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That's It! I'm Getting Tired of Your Life Advice
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20 Tips to Up Your Relationship With Christ
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Sh*t, I'm Going to Prison
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OMFG: Olive Garden Is Making Money Off of Slave Labor
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Getting Married? Just Buy Someone Else's Kids
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7 Scientific Reasons You'll Turn Out Just Fine Without Guitar
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Benedict Cumberbatch Permanently Frozen for Future Crimes
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The 15 Most Important Things You Need to Leave Earth, Go to Hell
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Iowa: A Place Most People Will Become Strippers
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What It's Like Being an Asshole
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Should You Live? Take Our Quiz
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Police Kill Man Who Was Able to Breathe Underwater Without Oxygen Tanks
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8 Apps Designed to Ward Off Ghosts
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I Just Want You to F*p
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J.K. Rowling Takes Us Inside Her Vagina
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2 British Medical Students Stabbed to Death for Refusing to Give a Fuck About Barbies