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Jaden Smith Wants You to Know About Homemade Biscuits
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Link, It's Dangerous to Go to Jail
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74-Year-Old Woman Released From Jail, Drops New Mixtape
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Doctors Use Their Medical Superpowers to Cure Baby Born With Morality
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Obama's High-Tech Limo Is a Vagina
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Barack Obama Has Said "I Will Fucking Kill You" (W/Video)
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Shut Up, Justin Bieber. Seriously, Just Listen
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Justin Bieber to Play Lady Macbeth... With Michael Jordan, Oprah, and Steve Jobs?
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Why You Should Be Prosecuted
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The US Is Failing to Stop Singing "Let It Go"
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"AAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!" Is for Sale
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New Trailer for HBO's Game of Fucks
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Rihanna Wants a Nuke
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ISIS Is Violating the Laws of Physics
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You Really Need to Exist
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Rick Perry Is Sending 1,000 Troops to the Moon. Here's Why
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A Man Lost His Ability to Succeed
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STOP Being So Wrong
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Someone Is on Drugs
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Obama Administration Wants To Destroy the EVERYTHING
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5 "Deviant" Sex Acts as Described by Urban Dictionary
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6'8" and Scared of Porn
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21 Reasons Delivery People Are Terrified of Him Masturbating
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Scottish Independence Movement Leader Inspired by Frozen's Elsa
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Mom, Dad, I Have Experienced a Catastrophic Breakdown
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The Internet Is Getting Stronger
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Geese Will Tremble Before the Internet Explorer
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Tiger Woods Is Returning to Earth
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Pope Francis Drops F-Bomb After Ice Bucket Challenge
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I Liked That Character Better Before They Killed Him
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Nicki Minaj Is Secretly Saving the Planet
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I Wish My Computer Gave Me Herpes
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This Pokémon Bread Looks Like Kanye ... Again
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This Girl Uses Her 30D Breasts to Make Cats EVEN Better
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Just as Predicted, One Million Moms Predictably Angry About the Word "Vagina"
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It's Time to Shut the Fuck Up Forever
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Miley Cyrus Gets Naked and IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, ASSHOLES
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Dr. Phil Wants to Ruin Thanksgiving Dinner
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Something Amazing to Make You Shit Yo Fuckin Pants
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Today's Reminder to Not Touch Her Ass