Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

83	83 Vote	Bill O'Reilly Refuses to Die
76	76 Vote	A Bus Driver Just Saw a Ninja Turtle 1	1
153	153 Vote	The World's Rarest Animals Are Having More Sex Right Now! Today! 1	1
43	43 Vote	Here, Allow Science to Ruin Your Christmas
46	46 Vote	Many Japanese Are Not Computer Generated
61	61 Vote	I Didn't Expect Such an Eloquent "Fuck Off"
50	50 Vote	Republican Congressman Admits That He "Burned Stuff"
108	108 Vote	Sex Is Real and It's Really Neat
60	60 Vote	Sharknado Was a Christ Allegory
56	56 Vote	Are Antibiotics Making Our Kids Rap
192	192 Vote	Canada Moves to the Sky
53	53 Vote	Hero Pig Rescues Baby Goat Stuck in Penis After "Unusual" Autoerotic Act
443	443 Vote	You Might Not Even Exist
87	87 Vote	It's Dangerous to Go to Jail!
120	120 Vote	Children Draw Some Pretty Intense Sodomy
57	57 Vote	32 Little Reasons We're Still a Really Awful News Organization
48	48 Vote	Mister Rogers Ditches the Schoolgirl Skirts for Body Armor
624	624 Vote	A Friendly Reminder That There's No Such Thing as Sexually Transmitted Demons
108	108 Vote	Rupert Murdoch Apologizes to Cat by Building Him a Girlfriend
35	35 Vote	Watch These Snow Leopard Cubs Snuggle With Their Dicks
27	27 Vote	Obama Takes Heat for Saying He Kills Kittens With His Raw, Beautiful Portraits
76	76 Vote	White Supremacist Finds Out He's Part Black Santa
162	162 Vote	Paula Deen, in Full Drag Makeup, Begs You for Drugs
57	57 Vote	George W. Bush Came
48	48 Vote	Your Constant Masturbation Is So Frustrating
414	414 Vote	In Space, No One Cares Anymore
89	89 Vote	I'm a Slut. So Is Marijuana Legal Now? 1	1
43	43 Vote	President Obama Can Do Whatever He Wants
87	87 Vote	Confirmed: Cure for Stupidity
56	56 Vote	Over-Aged Bully Tries to Rap and Actually Makes It Look Satanic and Lame 2	2
29	29 Vote	I Peed in the Sandbox at Recess
36	36 Vote	23 Excellent Reasons to Be a Serial Killer
379	379 Vote	Republicans Continue to Exist 2	2
54	54 Vote	Knife-Wielding Great Grandma Hired a Stripper to Help the Homeless 2	2
83	83 Vote	Bring the Robot Uprising to Your Prom
113	113 Vote	Canadians Stuck in Limbo Forever?
61	61 Vote	Most Math Lectures Make Me Want to Be a Serial Killer 1	1
178	178 Vote	A Step Toward Bringing Lasers to the Bible
122	122 Vote	Learn 2 Speak English USA! USA! USA!
83	83 Vote	Bad News for Dinosaur Erotica Fans

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