Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

54	54 Vote	People Try Living in Cleveland
47	47 Vote	15 Animals You Didn't Know Are Scientologists
92	92 Vote	Jehovah's Witness Leader Complains: Gay People Are Plotting to Kidnap Young Elephants
219	219 Vote	You Won't Believe What This Pug Can Do With Cocaine
74	74 Vote	Why Marvel Doesn't Really Want to Make Mashed Potatoes 1	1
89	89 Vote	Weed Is 114 Times Safer Than a Toilet Seat 1	1
100	100 Vote	21 Cheap Date Ideas in the Fourth Dimension
109	109 Vote	6 Scientific Findings That Prove Russians Don't Give a F#@k
43	43 Vote	5 Batman Villains Too Lame to Survive a Tsunami
62	62 Vote	He Wants to Bang Strangers, Man Agrees, and It Was Like "Call of Duty"
66	66 Vote	The 5 Stupidest Habits You Develop Growing Up in a Cave
136	136 Vote	Can Kanye West's Lyrics Be Used in Everyday Conversation
169	169 Vote	"Cinderella" to Join Marvel's Avengers 1	1
79	79 Vote	Nothing Prepared Her for Dinner
3	3 Vote	Man Dies at 83
100	100 Vote	UPDATED: FBI Arrests Man Over Argument About Nickelback
190	190 Vote	Lady Gaga to Slither Her Way Across the Multiverse
83	83 Vote	This $347 Yoga Mat Doubles as an Accomplice to Mass Murder
35	35 Vote	Watch Prince Perform, Throw a Grenade
26	26 Vote	Disney Wants to Send 6 Detainees to Uruguay
68	68 Vote	4 Scientific Reasons You're a Prostitute
401	401 Vote	Why Americans Should Be Illegal
91	91 Vote	Ice Hockey Is Much Better With Sharks 2	2
41	41 Vote	With School Closed, Teachers and Volunteers in Ferguson Try to Get Laid 1	1
118	118 Vote	Metal Band Metallica Joins Hunt for Man's Missing Penis
101	101 Vote	Two Girls Caught This Sexual Predator by Using Only Condensed Milk
113	113 Vote	18 Sickeningly Romantic Ways to Cook Asparagus
168	168 Vote	Police Are Just Overgrown Children 1	1
146	146 Vote	Watch This Russian Farmer Order His Ducks to Get Hiiiiiiiiigh 1	1
2	2 Vote	The 6 Stupidest Things Done While Conquering a Mountain
155	155 Vote	Fly Like an Asshole 1	1
101	101 Vote	Kim Kardashian Must Be Stopped
153	153 Vote	The LAPD Just Got Kinkier 1	1
143	143 Vote	"Monster" Is Too Gentle a Word for "Penguin"
54	54 Vote	No. Bigfoot Does Not Live on Pizza Alone 1	1
91	91 Vote	Orlando Bloom Is Basically a Gargantuan, Radiation-Spewing Fairy
234	234 Vote	Burning Man: SEX DRUGS SEX DRUGS SEX DRUGS SEX DRUGS SEX AND Making Up Yoga Positions
110	110 Vote	6 New Kinds of Orgasms, HA HA
160	160 Vote	If Michael Bay Directed a Porno 1	1
169	169 Vote	13 Signs You Are a Fucking Disgrace 3	3

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