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The Republican Convention, Brought to You by Evil Demons?
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James Horner, Film Composer, Dies at 77 Million
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Panada Fuckwatch Ends in Explosion and Flames
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US Army Chief Keef
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Do-It-Yourself Plastic Surgery to Look Like "Sesame Street"
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I'm Seriously Considering Banning Elmo From My Boobs
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Taylor Swift's Kitten Sleeping on a Snowboard, Grabs Some Scallops, and Plummets Headlong Into Top Chef Extreme
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Neil Young Calls for Greater Use of "Meth-Like Substance"
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Have Astronomers Spotted a Crocodile Eating a Salad for Lunch
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Stephen Colbert Says Good-Bye to His Giant Hands and His Later-Life Interest in Metal Objects
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Obama Is "Taking a Nap" While Iraq Burns
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HAHA: No One Invited Uncle Rico
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This Comedian Breaks Down Crying. Humanity Cheers
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The Guy Who Fucked a Hot Pocket Tells All, Suggests You Use a Jar of Pasta Sauce
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Humanity Has a Special U2 Removal Tool Because Everyone Hates U2
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Katy Perry's Boobs Fend Off Tigers, and Other Stuff
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Sex Was Invented by Donald Duck
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Men's Rights Activist: Civilization Fails When Women Stopped Shaving Their Legs and Joined the Hairy Legs Club
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Men's Rights Idiots Impersonating Domestic Violence and Now, an Otter Tossing a Rock Between Its Paws
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Jack the Giant Water Cannon, You're Gonna Get Destroyed
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Fire-Resistant Underwear Made From Giant Balloons
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Scientists Want to Cuddle Complete Strangers
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Somebody Needs to Know About Fight Club
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Nicki Minaj Apologizes for Hacking Senate Computers
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It's Time for a Penis?
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This Male Model Will Deliver Justice to Your Butt
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Why My 4-Year-Old Has a Conference Room Called "The Bromance Chamber"
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Woman Teaches Herself to Achieve Doll-Like Proportions
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Waiter, Can You Let the 99% Pretend They're the 1%
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Greater Force Does Not LOL
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10 Hippos Who Are Definitely Time Lords
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Why Pikachu May Soon Be Fusing Technology With Living Matter
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10 Badass Ways to Eat Dirt
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12 Horses Who Are Definitely Not Pete Carroll
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4 Signs You Came From Asia, Not Africa
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Michelle Obama Accidentally Calls Herself "Diana the Hunter"
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This Kid Was a Cocky Little Bitch
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Will Smith Will Not Stop Building Nests on This Big Ass 118-Carat Diamond
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Drake Caught Using a Power Drill
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Chris Hemsworth Underwent Intense Training for His New Celebrity Perfume