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Life Has Been Cancelled
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Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works
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Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist
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Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy
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If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone
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Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire
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I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music
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The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9
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I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil
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America Should Be Illegal
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Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See
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Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake
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Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt
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Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend
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The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay
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When Did "The United States" Become a Thing
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Scandal: Politician Goes to Work
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Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay
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*GRAPHIC* Disturbing, 78-Second Video Surfaces Claiming to Be One of Microsoft's Best E3 Conferences
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Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't
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NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious
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Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You
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Is There Even a Government
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If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend
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U.S. Government Shut Down Mother Nature
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Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage
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U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now
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Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code
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How to Make Black Friends
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101 Things Older Than 55 Seconds
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Oh God, This Fucking Pencil
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OK, Let's Make Some F***Ed-Up Robots
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Sonic Is in Labor
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UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport
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Young Child Dies in Tragic Accident at 33
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I'd Fuck a Dragon
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Google Chrome May Soon Regenerate Damaged Body Parts Like Salamanders
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KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs
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69 Things More Erotic Than the President
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Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech
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