Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

mrjw

Voted Headlines

113	113 Vote	Law Doesn't Make Sense
88	88 Vote	Boston Still Drunk, but Not Much Else
190	190 Vote	Justin Bieber Rubs Fan's Phone on Genitals, Tosses It to Death, Left With Note Saying Go Back to Your Country, You Terrorist
42	42 Vote	Fuck the Pope Under a Martian Sky
414	414 Vote	Donald Trump Is Giving Me Nightmares
186	186 Vote	This Commercial Is So Ugly, God Got Involved
108	108 Vote	Bear Attempts to Talk About Welfare Fraud
36	36 Vote	Choose Your Own Butthole
801	801 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 1	1
143	143 Vote	The Force Is Strong With This Screaming Goat
315	315 Vote	There's a Goddamn Bird in My Eye
423	423 Vote	How Porn Sex Differs From Real Sex, Explained With a Vacuum Cleaner
115	115 Vote	This Itty Bitty White Lion Cub Trying to Sign Controversial Arms Trade Treaty
51	51 Vote	Emma Watson Says Paris Hilton Owns Too Many Tonnes of Tuna
75	75 Vote	Swedish Culture Minister Refuses to Kill Himself
124	124 Vote	Not Enough Parents Are Turning Children Into Witches 1	1
612	612 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
315	315 Vote	Try Not Being a Shithead 1	1
226	226 Vote	Interview With a Sandwich 1	1
45	45 Vote	When Your Robot Breaks the Fourth Wall
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
356	356 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
245	245 Vote	Happy Holidays: Woman Uses Nunchuks to Fight Cancer 1	1
178	178 Vote	Let's Talk About Poop More Often
136	136 Vote	Al Roker: I Pooped in My Mouth
58	58 Vote	5 Reasons Why It's Not Just Children Who Need Abortions
236	236 Vote	Elmo Won't Be Charged in 1945 Massacre 1	1
166	166 Vote	I Believe I May Have Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
906	906 Vote	Breaking: There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got Rayman 2	2
87	87 Vote	There's a Penis on My Bus Driver 1	1
736	736 Vote	Baby Found Dead at 71 1	1
297	297 Vote	Eat Shit and DIE!: A Very Special Episode of Dr. Phil You Won't Watch 1	1
273	273 Vote	THIS Song Argues That GIF Is Pronounced Poop Train 2	2
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
401	401 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
295	295 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5

← Previous
1
2
…
23
24
25
26
27
28
29
30
31
Next →