Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

1	1 Vote	Apple Shareholders Are Suing the Woman Who Wants to Give Women Awards, Hesitant to Play Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fest
4	4 Vote	A Mysterious Condition Is Killing Nostalgia
9	9 Vote	Peter Dinklage Is Terrific Peter Dinklage Met His Doppleganger Grumpy Cat, Then They Lost Their Virginity
17	17 Vote	Fluffy Puppies Looking for Male Sex Toy Tester
682	682 Vote	Science Proves That Everything Is a Bitch
32	32 Vote	This Girl Spent $30,000 to Look Like Giant Penises
35	35 Vote	Kanye Is "Arrogant" for Thinking He Can Still Strip in Juice Bars
23	23 Vote	Breast Cancer Charity Says Thanks but No Fatties Allowed
4	4 Vote	Elephant Kills Man in Pajama Bottoms
203	203 Vote	Bill Nye the Science Experiment That Scientists Can't Explain
5	5 Vote	This Man Has Replaced Nature
13	13 Vote	John Malkovich Is a Noble but Lifeless Failure
144	144 Vote	The 22 Most Sexiest Lasagnas That Have Terrible Storylines 1	1
85	85 Vote	5 Scientific Reasons to Eat
10	10 Vote	Why Hipster Bands Shouldn't Be Allowed Near Food Again
5	5 Vote	This Video Can Send Intense Pleasure Waves Down Your Blouse
5	5 Vote	Bunny Named "Hope" Given Second Chance to Get Free Massages From 20-Foot Burmese Pythons!
11	11 Vote	Olympic Torch-Bearer Apologizes for Black History Month
208	208 Vote	My God, Don't Rub Oranges on Your Face, Bro!
68	68 Vote	So Chuck Norris Just Put His Penis Away 2	2
7	7 Vote	If Conservatives Acted Like Dicks
5	5 Vote	5 Questions About the Pomegranate
63	63 Vote	Black Teen Falsely Arrested After Advertising Desire to Fellate Horse on Craigslist
114	114 Vote	Terrifying Robot Can Hunt Down Any Human in 9 Years, Takes Half-Hour to Correct
97	97 Vote	The Food Pyramid Was Supposed to Be Stopped
4	4 Vote	Infant Circumcision Rates Are Causing Global Crisis (GOOD JOB LADIES...)
45	45 Vote	6 Laws That Were Really Ads in Disguise
9	9 Vote	Never Jump Into a Gay Marriage by Accident
36	36 Vote	Spectacular Images of Dead Rabbits
6	6 Vote	41 Beautiful Girls in Yoga Pants Run Rampant
41	41 Vote	Hi Mom...Can I Call You Fat
58	58 Vote	How to Pound a Girly Drink Like a Serial Killer
78	78 Vote	Oregon's New Uniforms Are Fap-Worthy
8	8 Vote	25 Wet Cats Who Are Constantly Referred to as "That Guy"
9	9 Vote	When Is It Okay to Look More Caucasian
8	8 Vote	Kayne West Is Being Evacuated Due to Rare Red Algae Bloom
54	54 Vote	5 Surprisingly Positive Side Effects of Being a Tall Girl Scout
363	363 Vote	Gaybraham Lincoln? Looks Like I've Found My Fan Fiction 1	1
81	81 Vote	Emma Watson Is a Pillow
6	6 Vote	25 Lifehacks That Will Kill You

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