Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

84	84 Vote	Have No Idea What This Article Is About?
13	13 Vote	Strengthening the Right to Masturbate In Public
183	183 Vote	It's Hotmail, Not Hot Male Genitalia
8	8 Vote	A Classist in Switzerland Just Made a Snow Woman in India, It's Huge
29	29 Vote	A 7-Year-Old Girl Writes to Scientists Asking Them to Quiet Down
4	4 Vote	Google Trends: Hot or Not: Why Conservative Women Want Anal
130	130 Vote	PETA Loons: Eating Chicken Wings Will Give You Nightmares Forever
624	624 Vote	A Friendly Reminder That There's No Such Thing as Sexually Transmitted Demons
117	117 Vote	VIDEO: Would Jesus Have Been Prevented With Vaccines
57	57 Vote	Conservatives Don't Just Run to Poop, They Actually Gallop
255	255 Vote	Turns Out, Pigeons Are Just Too Fast
64	64 Vote	Police Say Hello
92	92 Vote	Try Not to Be a Walrus
89	89 Vote	I'm a Slut. So Is Marijuana Legal Now? 1	1
27	27 Vote	Male Spiders Spontaneously Die After Sex Harassment Accusations
4	4 Vote	Dude Would Rather Date Scarlett Johansson's Voice Than a Strand of Hair
47	47 Vote	25 Easy Party Dips You Can Eat Without Dying
178	178 Vote	New Xbox One Consoles Come With a Giant, Exploding Penis Pump
7	7 Vote	Baby Cthulhu Sculpture Will Drive You Crazy 1	1
53	53 Vote	Check Out the 5 Best Compliments My Dick Has Ever Gotten
5	5 Vote	Leering Men Have Their Leers Turned Against Them in Jail 1	1
4	4 Vote	The Lost Finale Was Bullshit
8	8 Vote	Finish Each Day by Making Loud Sex Noises 1	1
99	99 Vote	21 Sexy Ways to Eat Dandelions
107	107 Vote	You'd Be Shocked to Learn Old Men No Longer Exist 1	1
2	2 Vote	A New Study Finds
6	6 Vote	6 Spooky Things I Learned at a Women's Clinic
9	9 Vote	This Might Help You Lose Faith In Humanity 2	2
4	4 Vote	Ruby the Dog Just Won a Nobel Prize in Literature
311	311 Vote	Finally: Actual Physical Evidence That You Can Have SEX!
90	90 Vote	Aren't ALL Marriages Kind of Orwellian
58	58 Vote	Fridays Give Me Wood
5	5 Vote	52 Reasons to Be Hanged
69	69 Vote	Bart Simpson, Child Pornography and Free Tacos
6	6 Vote	Handy Guide: How to Blow Yourself Up "For Allah"
4	4 Vote	The 7 Emails You're Ignoring in Your House Came From Your Mom's Vagina
181	181 Vote	Did You Know What Sucks? Your Student Loans Forever
8	8 Vote	Brave the Amazon With a Pet Raccoon
4	4 Vote	Playboy Tries to Sell Bigfoot Porn Ebooks
45	45 Vote	This Man Really Loves Belly Rubs and It Is Adorable

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