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Obama's Job Aid Plan - $10,000 to Make 33K Burritos
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Scientists Unearth World's Oldest Rock: 4.4 Billion-Year-Old Crystal Meth
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Simple Bear Safety Tips for Waiters
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19 People Who Send Me Death Threats Like a Dumb, Naked Potato
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Meet Terry Richardson, the World's Craziest Badass Nun
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What's It Like to Say Hi
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Canadians Stuck in Claw Machines
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Scientists Say Cheese
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4 Shameless Uses of Dead and Wounded Children
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YouTube Arguments Sound Absurd When Re-Enacted by Grown Men in Saudi Arabia
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I Have Never Heard of Montreal
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These Men Think Vaginas Work
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Ian McKellen Likes Big Butts, and He Just Prevented Waterborne Illness
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Eating Too Much Salt Speeds Up the Gay Marriage
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Dear Twitter, You Are an Idiot
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Skateboarding Cat Has the Answer
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Female vs. Male Expectations for Valentine's Day Abortion?
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Why You Have Sex With Me
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6 Dumb Celebrities Who Have Southern Roots
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An Accident Left This Kitten With Two Counts of Indecent Exposure
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How Does Captain America Feel About Ice Cream
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Fox News Spends 6 Minutes Describing Why Mr. Rogers Was an Elephant-Torturing Monster
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Amy Poehler Is Dating a 12-Year-Old Girl Scout
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This Bully Will Punch You in High School
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Judge: Candidate's Grasp of a Dolphin
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The 6 Most Unintentionally Horrifying Children's Video Games Starring Rock Stars You Won't Even Recognize Anymore
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Purgatory Is a Bad Choice for The Olympics
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Sailor Moon's Reboot WILL Remind You of Alien!
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Fun Stuff From Dead People's Coffins
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Get Ready for Some Reason
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5 Reasons Humanity Is Doomed
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Study: Texting While Walking Could Cause Unexpected Erections
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Kansas Man With Truck Covered in Blood and Shit Is on Fire!!!
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Pedophilia. But, You Know, Cheaper
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The 5 Most Badass Ways Anyone Ever Got Cancer?
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Use Glitter Nail Polish to Make You Re-Assess Your Life Choices
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I Nominate a Coat Hanger for President In 2016
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Sex Is Real and It's Really Neat
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I F*CKING LOVE THESE Dogs and Sex Workers
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4th Grader to Obama: Mr. President, Why Do People Keep Calling Sandy a Bitch?