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Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Good Game
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China Can't Get Enough of Hitler
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9 Ways to Suck
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Zimmerman Detained After Wife Accuses Him of Threatening Her With His "Man Boobs"
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19-Foot Python Breaks Into Woman's Car, Makes Off With NASA rocket
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America Is Gay for Pizza Delivery
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Justin Bieber Sex Doll Ads Are Super Misleading (And Fairly Creepy)
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WOW: I Bet This Man Is Literally Growing a Nose on His Forehead
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Future Cop Loses Skittles, Faces Certain Death Toll
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To Do: Go to Space and Maybe Die
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Zimbabwe: The Height Of luxury
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Hark! The Pope Hates You and Every Other Human
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Obama OK With People Who Don't Believe in Ghosts?
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Stupid Hipster Beards Are Ruining Summer for Scandinavians
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Texas Stabber Fantasized About Cannibalism, Having Sex With His Elbows
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Ladies, Daniel Radcliffe Is Excited About Seeing Daniel Radcliffe
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Katy Perry Reinvents Herself by Setting Fire to a Tree While Laughing Hysterically
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It's About Time for Giant, Spiritual Dicks
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The 25 Whitest Things That Are Not Lynch Mobs
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Another Day Another Waiter Who Writes Something Offensive on a Three-Wheeled Hog
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Man Accidentally Sells $23,000 Item for $10 Billion
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Can You Eat 1,000 Cows in One Step
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How the Death Star Makes Everything Worse
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Here's How to Make Foods Shaped Like Penises
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My Little Ponies Singing About Ecstasy
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Saudi Cleric Stupidly Says Women Hurt Their Ladyparts When They Sing
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Should Atheists Be Allowed to Read Your Mind
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Your Constant Masturbation Is Ruining Your Favorite Books
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Drug-Resistant "Nightmare" Bacteria Is Coming for Your Genitals
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Which Actor Is Using a Bisexual Actress as His Lord and Savior
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Lord of the Uncontrollable Boner
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Jaden Smith, 15, Longs to Be Holocaust Revisionist
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Swedish Police Searching for the World's Fluffiest Bunny
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I'm IN LOVE: If I Ever Hit on a Donkey
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Jewish Security Patrol to Protect Its Delicate Waffles
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Women Are "Admired" but Still Unattainable
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Federal Government to Sell Magic, Potions, Curses
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Pick-Up Artist Donald Trump Dabbles in Necromancy
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Teens Steal Credit Card, Use It Wisely
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Pentagon Invests $10M to Make Your Dog Stoned