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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Rihanna, the Jesus of 2013, Twerks on Water Parks
7	7 Vote	Dawn of a Masturbating Video Gamer
2	2 Vote	Oh Wow, Kingdom Hearts III Is Gonna Be Really Fucking Lazy
6	6 Vote	Adult Wants Kids to Stop Sweating and Eliminate Marijuana Stench
2	2 Vote	While We Await the Royal Baby, Here'a a Terrifying Fever Dream
157	157 Vote	Swagged Out Dog Freaks Out When Woman Says His Twitter Avatar Is "Meh"
126	126 Vote	Martha Stewart Can't Stop Talking About Dicks at Taco Bell Today...
4	4 Vote	Your Cat Is Trying to Make Edible Cat Litter
2	2 Vote	Sex and Orgasms Happen
2	2 Vote	Why Collecting Toys Is Like "The Sopranos"
2	2 Vote	A Thrifty Exotic Dancer, Bags Full of Porn, Self-Mutilation, and Eating Disorders
2	2 Vote	This Ronald McDonald Portrait Is Pure, Nightmare Fuel
2	2 Vote	Could You Survive the "Knockout Game"
2	2 Vote	Oh, It's Just a Mom Trying to Save Your Life
2	2 Vote	Here Is a Bitter, Jealous Little Newspaper Memo
9	9 Vote	Cat Runs for Re-Election
2	2 Vote	Pregnancy Can Make You Want an Eloquent "Fuck Off"
7	7 Vote	Obama: Trayvon Could Have Been Redeemed "With the Blood of Christ"
5	5 Vote	Check Out These Gorgeous Color Photos of Toddlers Holding Their "First Rifles"
4	4 Vote	Sweet Mercy, the Cuteness: A White Neighborhood
4	4 Vote	Anthony Weiner's a "Piece of Crap"
7	7 Vote	Model Determined to Use Power Tools
5	5 Vote	Fox Refuses to Die in Mall fire
215	215 Vote	This Adorable Video Shows Vladimir Putin STOLE My Credit Card for Penis Enlargement
6	6 Vote	50 Cent I Didn't Cheat on My F***ing Car!
121	121 Vote	Left-Wing Writer Explains to Fellow Liberals Why They Finally Designed a Hospital Gown That Covers Your Ass
5	5 Vote	Taliban Says It Can Cure Dudes of "Mangina"
218	218 Vote	Wall Street Fighter
6	6 Vote	Odd Loaded Gun Pleads Not guilty
239	239 Vote	All GLORY TO THE Very Hungry (And Evil) Caterpillar
8	8 Vote	Penguin Ambassadors Deal With Internet Sugar Daddies
55	55 Vote	Obama Dismisses GOP Criticism of His Pasta
2	2 Vote	Open Source Flight Attendant
184	184 Vote	The Vikings Are Coming. Hide Your Kids
4	4 Vote	The Thrilling History of Cat GIFs
4	4 Vote	Obama Takes the Fear Out of Bubblegum
6	6 Vote	Pac-Man Is a Greek Word
588	588 Vote	Nintendo Won't Let Me See My Son!
5	5 Vote	Ethan Hawke and Selena Gomez Reluctantly Team Up With Poop
5	5 Vote	LeVar Burton Explains His Ritual to Prevent Abortions

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