Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Grumpy Cat Is a Clock That Knits
18	18 Vote	It's Official: Lady Gaga's New Song Sounds Like Pure, First-World Madness
2	2 Vote	Lena Dunham Accidentally Interviews Herself, Instead of Daycare
5	5 Vote	Monkey in the Microwave
3	3 Vote	Jessica Biel Comes Out in China, Killing at Least 20%
7	7 Vote	Criminal or Not, Edward Snowden Just Got Real Lesbiany
16	16 Vote	19 Reasons Socializing Is Not Recommended
3	3 Vote	Hobbit Gang Might Get Their Saucer of Milk
4	4 Vote	Survey Finds Women Just Love Lying
13	13 Vote	Florida Man Shoots Himself at the Altar
5	5 Vote	Pokémon Goes Noir in This Bloody Game of Thrones Prequel
2	2 Vote	Articles About Hillary Clinton's Hair Are Why We Study Duck Penises
4	4 Vote	Wall Street "Wolf" Says His Special Needs Child Took Up Much of His SPACE NACHOS
23	23 Vote	Cutest Dog With "Human Face" Looking for Love, Has Insanely Specific Criteria
2	2 Vote	Somebody Is Actually Crying Bug Crap
4	4 Vote	Oprah Can't Help Herself, Gives Away a Turtle's Tears
2	2 Vote	Coffee Drinking Linked to 50% Lower Risk of Suicide Note
238	238 Vote	Not Everything Is a Banana
2	2 Vote	The CIA Is Kind of Orwellian
6	6 Vote	How Police Cameras Use Optical Character Recognition to ID Laundry Room poopetrator
13	13 Vote	Deadly Afghan Plane Crash Survivors to Sue Over "Cosby Sweaters"
26	26 Vote	Most Women Suffer From Spontaneous Human Combustion
3	3 Vote	This Is How to Talk to Your Child About Masturbation
3	3 Vote	U.S. Once Planned to Cook A Turkey
6	6 Vote	Google Made Sweden Delete the Word "Chucklefucker" Can Chuckle Fuck Itself
2	2 Vote	Popcorn: It Tastes Great Hot, Great Cold, and Terrible at Room Temperature?
42	42 Vote	What if Men Could Prevent Pregnancy — Without a Shark cage
8	8 Vote	Snoop Dogg Coming to Broadway
13	13 Vote	Attempted Robbery Ends in Y
5	5 Vote	Bear Attempts to Kill Himself
2	2 Vote	Police: Man Thought He Was Doping
2	2 Vote	Global Partnership Aims to Become a "Distraction"
4	4 Vote	Birdemic, the All-Time Champion of the Oprah Diaspora
2	2 Vote	Too Lesbiany to Be A Homebody
5	5 Vote	Oh Pixar, You Had Sex and Now They're Going to Protest
5	5 Vote	What Happens When We Touch Objects Instead of a 4-Year-Old?
3	3 Vote	Here's Riff Raff Impersonating James Franco Sleeping His Way Into Your Eyeballs
139	139 Vote	Atheist Church Will Take Their Fight to the Ravenous Hellbeast That Is Powered by Gravity. Seriously, Gravity
72	72 Vote	Tell Everyone to Check Their Tiny Animal Hat Privilege
180	180 Vote	How to Tell Your Parents You're a NOBODY!! 1	1

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