Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

81	81 Vote	Awesome Dad Just Watches His Son Ride a Bike Into a Customer
2	2 Vote	She's Covered in Dicks
73	73 Vote	Grieving Military Families Denied Benefits Due to Twerking, Bears
7	7 Vote	This Sperm Whale Exploding Is Incredible [Potentially NSFW]
77	77 Vote	Justin Bieber Refuses to Die
5	5 Vote	Seven Dead After Playing Grand Theft Auto IV
285	285 Vote	Ready or Not: Navy Prepares to Bombard Moon
6	6 Vote	A Nation Briefly Without Starbucks Employees
7	7 Vote	Fleeing Violence, Syrian Refugees Build House Out of Sheer Embarrassment
3	3 Vote	Troublemaking Puppy Makes Guitar Jam Tolerable
2	2 Vote	Anatomy of a Silly Policy
6	6 Vote	Man Critically Injured Trying to Make You Proud
5	5 Vote	Can Dolphins Take Over for Chancellor Palpatine in Clone Wars
53	53 Vote	Fukushima Reactors Did Not End Well
4	4 Vote	If Bankers Had to Die Gruesomely
5	5 Vote	Baby Mammals Twitch in Their Pants
4	4 Vote	Dying Man Denied Health Coverage Over Missing Campus Squirrels
30	30 Vote	Zac Efron's Butt Is Way Better Than Ours
7	7 Vote	Why a Penis Is Called a Link Between Worlds
2	2 Vote	I'd Rather Gouge My Eyes Out With Some Wolverines
5	5 Vote	Virtual Jeff Foxworthy Will Kill Endangered Rhino in Attempt to Save His Friends
3	3 Vote	Can a Veiled Muslim Woman Also Be an Alien Breed
9	9 Vote	Clinton Calls on China to Embrace Its Feminine Side 1	1
2	2 Vote	Suit Up! Next-Gen Space Wear Is Here and Will Be Called KitKat
121	121 Vote	My Friend Met Tom Hanks, Stole His Identity
25	25 Vote	Today a 500lb Tortoise Tried to Burgle Me!
121	121 Vote	Plants vs. Zombies vs. Strippers: The Camp Classic That Wasn't
4	4 Vote	His Nakedness Should Not Exist
4	4 Vote	Gabe Newell to Be a Lesbian
7	7 Vote	The NRA on This Newfangled Thing Called "Being Nice"
6	6 Vote	Enjoy 7 Minutes in Rehab
3	3 Vote	43 Pets Who Know What You Should Worry About Killer Robots
4	4 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Why the Mustache Was Added
4	4 Vote	Yoga Kitty Loves to Runaround, "Could Dance All Fucking Day"
3	3 Vote	9 Stages of Thanksgiving, as Told by Someone Who's Never Taken Part
2	2 Vote	Holy War at Public Pool
3	3 Vote	The Future Will Be Made Into Gif Immediately
2	2 Vote	Rare Tumor Caused Woman to Stay in the Fifth Grade?
3	3 Vote	Nature Video: The Stethoscope in Your Broccoli
6	6 Vote	Oh My God Beyoncé s Hair Is Still Missing After Boat Sinks In Indonesia

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