Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

74	74 Vote	Origami Gives You Superpowers
9	9 Vote	Let's Shop for Blouses in the Desert
16	16 Vote	Rick Santorum Suspends Campaign to Boycott Toys "R" Us for Centuries
97	97 Vote	Scientists Can Now Afford Photoshop, Too!
65	65 Vote	Iron Man Doesn't Need a Hug
24	24 Vote	How to Scare the Crap Out of Poverty
3	3 Vote	Drag Racing May Have Doomed Titanic
5	5 Vote	Poor Pussy Is a Disaster
26	26 Vote	Obamacare Is Bad Ass
4	4 Vote	This Is What Happens to Your Third-World Armpit
9	9 Vote	Official: Obama to Give Bear Hugs
5	5 Vote	If the Scooby Gang Took Over 90s Living Rooms
5	5 Vote	You Can Grow Your Own Health Care. Boom!
2	2 Vote	Science Proves Women Love a Big Deal
5	5 Vote	Mitt Romney Will Kill Endangered Rhino in Attempt to Save Yourself From Being Sexually Assaulted
35	35 Vote	Cap'n Crunch Forced to Testify Against Bulger
5	5 Vote	God Is Just About Farting
4	4 Vote	Teen's Carjacking Attempt Foiled by Inability to Drive Legally
4	4 Vote	The Game of Thrones Minifigs Are Now In the Hands of Muslim Brotherhood
9	9 Vote	After Year of Delays "Haiti on Ice" Is Finally Mandatory!
3	3 Vote	When My Mom Is Worse Than Godzilla? KFC Japan Unleashes Deep-Fried Soup
100	100 Vote	NSA Officers Spy on Octopus Lovin
8	8 Vote	A "Drummer Wanted" Ad Has Backfired Hilariously
139	139 Vote	My Neighbor Has a Detachable Penis
4	4 Vote	Stork Recently Detained by Egypt for Alleged Sexual Extortion Scheme
2	2 Vote	David Cassidy GET OUT Of Bed
8	8 Vote	As Israel's Military Pursues Enemies on Twitter, Hilarity Ensues
2	2 Vote	Obama Is Waging a War but No Fatties Allowed
75	75 Vote	For Christ's Sake, Chris Brown Didn't "Lose His Virginity" at Age 61
2	2 Vote	36 Things You Can't Put on Your New Robot Overlord
2	2 Vote	Thieves, Cobblers, and Fan Edits: The 50-Year Odyssey of an Email Asking Me to Come Home to Use Power Tools
5	5 Vote	Tokyo Train Station Is Covered in Kittens!
2	2 Vote	Corey Feldman Wants to Build More Perfect CGI Boobs
2	2 Vote	Resident Evil 5 Has a Penis-Shaped Bong and Cockroaches Mutate
3	3 Vote	Live Nude Genes: Another Scientist Bares His Genome to Unravel Oyster Mysteries
93	93 Vote	Please Stop Telling Us When to Get You Killed
74	74 Vote	Women Are Too Good for Ridiculous American Words Like "Hashtag"
2	2 Vote	Police Release Thermal Imaging Video of a Tent
2	2 Vote	Jimmy Carter vs the Dragon Age
2	2 Vote	Here Is a Weirdo

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