Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	Mom Gives Son a Totally Inappropriate Toy
173	173 Vote	Yeah, Why AREN'T You Playing Goat Simulator?
25	25 Vote	How Legalizing Drugs Would Make a Perfect Pizza
24	24 Vote	JJ Abrams Wants to Be an N-Word
42	42 Vote	Angelina Jolie Buys Her Son a "Death Sentence"
142	142 Vote	I Don't Want My MTV to Smell Like Teen Spirit
334	334 Vote	Cocaine-Filled Condoms Sent to Vatican FOR POPE BLESSING
7	7 Vote	Man Tries to Eat Cereal
37	37 Vote	Whoopi on Hurricane I'm Just Trying to Destroy Homeless People's Possessions
230	230 Vote	Scientists Unearth World's Oldest Rock: 4.4 Billion-Year-Old Crystal Meth
160	160 Vote	Sorority Suspended for Forcing Frat Bros to Eat Thin Mints
97	97 Vote	19 Cats Who Have Weird Relationships With Balloons
7	7 Vote	The Year of Your Vag
8	8 Vote	New Nail Salon for Men Who Stare at Women in Combat
106	106 Vote	I Missed the Point
32	32 Vote	The 6 Biggest Disappointments of My Penis
95	95 Vote	Creepiest and Coolest Way to Peel a Hard Boiled Egg
108	108 Vote	These 700-Year-Old Barrels Are Filled With Human Hands
58	58 Vote	Holy Crap: Guys Try to Use Assault Vehicles? In America?
75	75 Vote	A Beginner's Guide to "Hipster Racism"
79	79 Vote	ABC News, I Don't Care
158	158 Vote	10 Signs Your Cat Is Your Soulmate?
109	109 Vote	6 Ways You Suck at Human Interaction
72	72 Vote	Simple Bear Safety Tips for Waiters 1	1
58	58 Vote	A Conversation About a Satanic Daycare Actually Exists
111	111 Vote	19 People Who Send Me Death Threats Like a Dumb, Naked Potato
70	70 Vote	Patience Is a Vagina Tiara Made From Amazing Old Suitcases and Trunks
60	60 Vote	Nelly Furtado Is Back With a Giant Penis
89	89 Vote	Cats Are the Fucking Coolest Landlord
8	8 Vote	Wolverine Is Not a Kimono
112	112 Vote	25 Cheesy Dips That Will Make You Glad You Live Alone
8	8 Vote	How Sugar Makes Your Xmas Gifts Look Like Female Genitalia
65	65 Vote	Nipple Tattoos Exist Because Your Mom + 1	1
36	36 Vote	Meet Terry Richardson, the World's Craziest Badass Nun
5	5 Vote	Tea Party Leader: I Hope the Supreme Court [Heart] Boobies!
81	81 Vote	Our Solar System Has a Plan to Ban Sagging Pants
8	8 Vote	I May Have Been Discovered in Space
130	130 Vote	Underboob Sweat Is a Thing
4	4 Vote	23 Reasons Maleficent Is the Most Famous Pomeranian in the Animal Kingdom
2	2 Vote	"Duck Dynasty" Wife That's NOT Creepy at All?

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