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Rated "B" for Bad Sex Positions
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You Might Not Even Exist
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Believing You're Magical Is Really Fun. Sadly, It's Time to Reprioritize Your Life Choices
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Astronomers Have Discovered Why Humans Don't Walk Sideways Like Crabs
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In Space, No One Cares Anymore
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Uncommon Uses for Tennis Balls That Will Blow Your Mind With Pleasurable Stimulation
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Five Things Bing Does Better Than a Toilet Seat
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21 Sexy Ways to Destroy Any Friendship
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You'd Be Shocked to Learn Old Men No Longer Exist
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NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody
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23 Insanely Romantic Ways to Damage Your Man's Ego
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Hey, House Republicans, You Just Don't Understand Sexual Cannibalism
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Bad News for Dinosaur Erotica Fans
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Lady Gaga Declares Why She Left Earth
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Robin Thicke Is Pretty Underwhelming
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21 Reasons Why Men Aren't Funny
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Horny Tarantulas Are About to Descend on Washington, D.C. Here's Why
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Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Death Penalty
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Authorities Are Concerned About Your Dick Pic
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This Frog Got WAY Too Erotic
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A Straight Guy Tries
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I Married Her for Wearing a Neat Hat
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Justin Bieber Banned From Indoor Skydiving Spot for Being a Dick
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Hey Girl, Next Time Nemo Goes Missing, Just Assume He's Getting Drunk at a Playground
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Your Dog Really Loves That Damn Trampoline
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Online, Two Pictures of Grilled Cheeses That Will Make You Very Upset
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Knee Highs, Thigh Highs, It's All About Exorcism
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Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing
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No, Science Has Not Improved
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Being Human Is Barely Tolerable
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Ahh! Beyoncé Might Be Pregnant With a Twist: It Breathes Fire
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Feral Cats Declare War on Salad
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I Don't Think You Can Eat After Getting Shot 110 Times?
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Man Gets Divorced From His Butt Plugs
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10 Simple DIY Ways to Suck
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You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science Fiction
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Coca-Cola Wants to Make Two Tiny Festive Hats for Your Cat
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This Baby Is Ugly. Deal With It
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Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space
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27 Clever New Ways to Destroy Earth