Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

612	612 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
402	402 Vote	Poll: Majority of Adults Are Morons
225	225 Vote	Keep Your Guinea Pig Protected With a GRENADE 1	1
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
290	290 Vote	This Guy Walks Around My College With This Fucking Pencil 2	2
356	356 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
231	231 Vote	Cap'n Crunch Forced to Convert to Mormonism
236	236 Vote	Elmo Won't Be Charged in 1945 Massacre 1	1
138	138 Vote	The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
137	137 Vote	Baby Amazingly Survives Tragic Accident That Killed Him 2	2
176	176 Vote	The New Doctor Who Gets Turned on by Farts 2	2
340	340 Vote	Oh, Dear God: The Chilling Moment a Husband Wakes Up From Surgery and Realizes He Has No Furniture
108	108 Vote	Dog Forced to Sign People Up For ObamaCare
205	205 Vote	Finally, Someone Has Made Dating More Difficult Than It Needs To Be
309	309 Vote	Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With Lost Limb 47 Years After amputation
206	206 Vote	McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath 1	1
134	134 Vote	Hollywood Out of Wood
217	217 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Says You Should Fart on Airplanes
167	167 Vote	Obama: We Can't Get Enough of Hitler
242	242 Vote	Everyone Poops, but 2.6 Billion People Do It Again
394	394 Vote	Train Yourself to Feel Like Shit 2	2
230	230 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in Animal Crossing 1	1
283	283 Vote	Google Threatens to Fuck Up
650	650 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
225	225 Vote	Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated 2	2
240	240 Vote	Stop Using Fake Holidays as an Excuse to Bang 4	4
298	298 Vote	Men Just as Gross as They Sound
273	273 Vote	THIS Song Argues That GIF Is Pronounced Poop Train 2	2
213	213 Vote	The Mostly Sexless Sex Scandal (SFW)
323	323 Vote	Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!? 1	1
78	78 Vote	How Texas Just Made Tea-Bagging Uncool
766	766 Vote	90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong 3	3
373	373 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman 1	1
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
401	401 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
295	295 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
74	74 Vote	19 Struggles of Being a Douche
95	95 Vote	Investing in People's Buttholes

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