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Football Fan Realizes He's Been Cheering With a Gun
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The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay
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Why I Am Proud to Be Anal Probed Along America's Extraterrestrial Highway
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God Is in Critical Condition
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Would-Be Burglar Breaks Into the Eye of Sauron
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Kanye West Explains Why Women "Want to Eat" Babies
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The 24 Worst Parts of Your Penis
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I Can't Stop Crying
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When Did "The United States" Become a Thing
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Scandal: Politician Goes to Work
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Man Dies After Being Rejected by "Haters"
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Man Sentenced to Sexy Teen Drama
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Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay
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Nic Cage as Disney Princesses
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Dear Opponents of Marriage Equality: How I Became Gaming's Most Bootylicious Prince
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NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious
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Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You
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Quit Fucking With Us
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Is There Even a Government
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Match.Com Acquires Online Dating Engine That Measures the Urine on Your Clothes
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Why Everyone Should Go Extinct
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Madonna: I Was Doctor Seuss
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If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend
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Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage
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It's Unlikely You've Ever Loved Anything
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U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now
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I've Seen GHOSTS!!!! ... One Popped Out of Noodles
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Martin Luther King Jr. Had an AMAZING Plan to Destroy Earth
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President Obama: Don't Drone Me Bro
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Katy Perry's New Fragrance Bottle Looks Like an Asshole and I Want It Anyway
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The One Awesome Fact About Eating Squid Sperm
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How to Make Black Friends
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Stupid Hipster Beards Are Ruining Your Life?
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This New Artificial Limb Is Powered by Gravity. Seriously, Gravity
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The Science of Getting High (Maybe)
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NASA Plans to Send Poison-Laced Letter to Nerds
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Our Office Is Too Big -- We Need a Pirate
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Firefighters Help Man Remove Penis From a Pair of "Bad Guys"
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Oh God, This Fucking Pencil
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Please Don't Learn Anything