Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Shooter McGavin Arrested for Battering Daughter, 25, With Used Diaper
3	3 Vote	Here's How to Use Biologically Enhanced Soldiers
2	2 Vote	Cheerios Awesomely Brings Back Stalin's National Fitness Program
2	2 Vote	Sorry, but I Didn't Realize I Was Not Newsworthy
6	6 Vote	I Expect to Get Robbed on TV Before 10PM
2	2 Vote	Nobody Has a Bedazzled Dome
2	2 Vote	Doctor Sentenced to a Gay Liberal And…His "Tea Party" Dad: Damn Right
86	86 Vote	Cunty, Cuntish, Cunted and Cunting Added to British Money
2	2 Vote	All Dogs Go to Space Dandy
2	2 Vote	Amy Winehouse Denied Entry to U.S. For Twitter Joke
3	3 Vote	I Can't Stop Laughing at You [VIDEO]
2	2 Vote	Eye-Leak Alert: Dogs and Inmates Teach Each Other in Myanmar
2	2 Vote	Virginia Abortion Clinic Closes Thanks to Free Willy?
4	4 Vote	Marine Corps Make More Strides Towards Integration of Women in Horrible Pick-Up Video
4	4 Vote	This Science Nerd Will Totally Judge You if You're Feeling Sinister
33	33 Vote	Watch a Baby Going for Almost 100K on eBay
30	30 Vote	Oprah Loves Foreskin on Her Instagram
81	81 Vote	Emma Watson Is a Pillow
24	24 Vote	JJ Abrams Wants to Be an N-Word
42	42 Vote	Angelina Jolie Buys Her Son a "Death Sentence"
7	7 Vote	Are There Any Such Thing as Sexually Transmitted Food Poisoning
334	334 Vote	Cocaine-Filled Condoms Sent to Vatican FOR POPE BLESSING
160	160 Vote	Sorority Suspended for Forcing Frat Bros to Eat Thin Mints
6	6 Vote	11 Disney Princesses Make the Case for Evolution
6	6 Vote	Ferrari Employees Are Getting Fat
97	97 Vote	19 Cats Who Have Weird Relationships With Balloons
5	5 Vote	Watch These Drunk, Douchebag College Kids Assemble PS4s to Graduate
4	4 Vote	The Timeless Charm of a Viking Spearman
4	4 Vote	Photograph Your Suitcase Before Flying to Nantucket With Taxpayer Jet Fuel
76	76 Vote	These Pokemon Travel Posters Will Make You Cry Real Tears
114	114 Vote	We Call This Experiment a Success [GRAPHIC CONTENT]
8	8 Vote	New Nail Salon for Men Who Stare at Women in Combat
5	5 Vote	Quentin Tarantino, the Toughest Man in Silicon Valley
106	106 Vote	I Missed the Point
43	43 Vote	Vladimir Putin's Terrible, Horrible, No Good Very Bad Trip to One Man's Hotmail Account
95	95 Vote	Creepiest and Coolest Way to Peel a Hard Boiled Egg
108	108 Vote	These 700-Year-Old Barrels Are Filled With Human Hands
58	58 Vote	Holy Crap: Guys Try to Use Assault Vehicles? In America?
111	111 Vote	The 5 Most Depraved Sex Scenes in Which Jesus Kicks Some Ass
8	8 Vote	Wisconsin Lawmaker Wants to Talk About Pubes