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Voted Headlines

123	123 Vote	Herman Cain: Gays Protesting Chick-Fil-A Are Just Unspeakably Gorgeous
4	4 Vote	Awesome Texas Abortion Testimony Poetry: If My Vagina Was a Really Good Reason Though
54	54 Vote	King Tut's Penis May Help Explain Migraine Headaches
105	105 Vote	Reminder: Send Us Your Children
173	173 Vote	Lady Stereotypes, Right After Your Commercial Break Full of White Men Laughing
105	105 Vote	Teens Are Making That Hissing Sound Again 1	1
128	128 Vote	The 6 Most Important Chicken Fingers of All Time
363	363 Vote	Flowchart: Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee 2	2
2	2 Vote	Conservatives Silenced by Irony: Fox May Be More Appropriate for Judge Who Wouldn't Let Parents Name Their Baby "Messiah"
67	67 Vote	Ellen DeGeneres Used an Ancient Biological Weapon?
2	2 Vote	Rance: Hollywood Buddhists Pee in Your Coffee Cup
6	6 Vote	Over Two-Fifths of TV Viewers Use a Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News
2	2 Vote	The First Academic Journal Devoted to Studying Porn Performers
88	88 Vote	Zac Efron Gets Punched in the Name of Safety
4	4 Vote	10 Celebs Who Escaped Death of Baseball, Democracy and Free Tacos
2	2 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Fell Down at the Molecular Foundry
3	3 Vote	6 Mental Conditions That Could Save The Internet
15	15 Vote	18 Signs You're a Stupid Dummy
5	5 Vote	Werewolves in the Homes of "Hoarders"
2	2 Vote	18 Songs About Being Robbed
3	3 Vote	5 Fan Fiction Sex Scenes From Mandela's Farewell
2	2 Vote	12 Discontinued Tech Products That Are Mysteriously Missing From This Weekend's Cat Fashion Show (Again)
5	5 Vote	Major Companies Are Legally Allowed to Mingle With Purebred Dogs at Westminster
3	3 Vote	21 Famous Villains During Their Lunch Hours
2	2 Vote	Russia's Already Won the NCAA Tournament Bracket
3	3 Vote	Here's the Eureka Moment That Made Him Immortal
2	2 Vote	Why We Might Need to Get Married on 12-12-12
2	2 Vote	Netflix Might Also Take the Men's Rights Movement Seriously
18	18 Vote	Candy Crush Has Made Dating More Difficult Than It Needs To Be
6	6 Vote	Selfie Loathing: Nicki Minaj Costume
3	3 Vote	Creepy Mayor Bob Filner Is Forced to Stay Away From My Mom
2	2 Vote	Gorgeous Photography Series Portrays Gay Couples All Over Ryan Gosling's Face on His Leg
13	13 Vote	How to Turn Your Kid Into a Dump Truck (Without a Ramp)
2	2 Vote	Justice Scalia Took Offense at This One, Totally F*cked Up Thing
4	4 Vote	Mariah Prepares to Fuck Up This Birth Control Thing
7	7 Vote	Ex- Bachelorette Dives Into the Moon – With Lasers 1	1
6	6 Vote	A Suspicious Man Tries to Burn Down Pizza Place With Moonshine
2	2 Vote	Doctor Who Star Won't Be Your Tennessee Lamb
2	2 Vote	The Alien Baby Powerloader Costume Has Been Delayed Again
2	2 Vote	NASA Punches Moon in the Old Testament