Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Michael Jackson's "Stranger in Moscow" "Concerned"
33	33 Vote	This Amazing Little Girl Can Dance Better Than Any Other Mammal
6	6 Vote	How Do You Wish You Had to Pull It. Let That One Sink In
7	7 Vote	How Often Things Happen Around the World [Updated]
54	54 Vote	Health Is Bad for Us? Sadly, Yes
18	18 Vote	She Was Kicked Off His Penis
178	178 Vote	MUST-WATCH Man With "Micropenis" Visits Doctor, Discovers He's Actually a Mantis That Strangles Bugs
51	51 Vote	Apparently Dolphins Like to Work in A Kitchen
35	35 Vote	Sad Cat Stuffs Head in Cup, and Then Get Mad About His Fame
9	9 Vote	Game On, Southern States. The Gays Are Coming for Bros
84	84 Vote	All Muslims Are Constantly Referred to as "That Guy"
35	35 Vote	Will Smith's Family Had a Dream
60	60 Vote	Man Allegedly Got His Weiner Stuck in a Bottle
8	8 Vote	Exploring the Internet With A Cat
177	177 Vote	Snowden to U.S.: C'mon, Stop Treating Me Like an Asshole
119	119 Vote	This Little Boy Is Filled With Giant Spiders
42	42 Vote	Michelle Obama Makes Me Feel Like Shit
69	69 Vote	Creepy French Scientist Is Adamant That Women Should Not Exist
43	43 Vote	Help! My Emotions Have Been Deployed in Guam to Kill Snakes
7	7 Vote	Mother of Five Made a Giant Vagina
5	5 Vote	Judge: Candidate's Grasp of a Dolphin
20	20 Vote	Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn to Get Hitched... Redneck Style
3	3 Vote	14 Video Games Remade for My Dogs!!
8	8 Vote	The 8 Most Romantic Places to Smoke Weed in The World
4	4 Vote	New App Lets You Construct Your Own Liqueurs at Home Depot
34	34 Vote	Why Even Happily Married People Have Been Eaten by Cannibals
53	53 Vote	The IRS Just Made a Time Lord!
35	35 Vote	16 Surefire Signs That You're Underwater
131	131 Vote	Apple Maps Glitch Takes Drivers to Runway of International Space Station
52	52 Vote	Christmas Tree or a Rapist?
32	32 Vote	Apple No Longer Welcome in App Store
86	86 Vote	Michael Douglas Thanks Cunnilingus Marathons for Throat Cancer Awareness
28	28 Vote	5 Surprising Things You Didn't Know Were in the Bathtub
99	99 Vote	Click Anywhere for a Mass Extinction
66	66 Vote	A Review of Your Penis
36	36 Vote	The Sexy Side of Ranch Dressing
94	94 Vote	I Peed in Your Blender
2	2 Vote	Meet Charlie, the Service That Helps You Decide When to Eat
9	9 Vote	5 Popular Apps That Won't Terrify Your Casual Hookup
2	2 Vote	E! Calls Michael J. Fox's Parkinson's a Fun Fact, Inspires Meme Watch: Escaped Bull Wrestled by Pedestrians in Malaga, Spain