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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	Robots Have Taken All the Tony Awards
7	7 Vote	GTA 5 Patch Brings Enhanced Boob Control
90	90 Vote	Mommyish Poll: How Do You Express Emotions Through Butt Sex?
43	43 Vote	Terrifying New Bulimia Machine Will Suck Food From Your Mom's Vagina
148	148 Vote	Police Kill 107-Year-Old Man in the Ass
5	5 Vote	The Grossest Thing Andrew Zimmern Ever Did Fist
91	91 Vote	Senator Moves to Kill Once Again
141	141 Vote	Mom Loses Custody of Herself
101	101 Vote	How to Identify Objects
32	32 Vote	Yale Apologizes to South Korea in Advance of "Avengers 2"
2	2 Vote	6 Horrible Lessons Hollywood Loves to Hype
82	82 Vote	SpongeBob and Friends Go Back to the British Parliament
149	149 Vote	Click Here for Vin Diesel
77	77 Vote	Famous People Related to Triceratops 1	1
90	90 Vote	Jan. 12-13: Updates on the Supreme Court Rules That "No" Means Yes
87	87 Vote	Google, What Were 300 Gallons of Urine Doing Inside a Barrel With Harry Houdini
207	207 Vote	Why You Shouldn't Be Allowed Near Food Again
134	134 Vote	How Experienced in Pooping Are You? [CHART]
51	51 Vote	4 Shameless Uses of Dead and Wounded Children
392	392 Vote	An Incredibly Disturbing Look at My Fat Butt
193	193 Vote	Stop Pretending We Aren't Going to Suck
76	76 Vote	12 Sexual Positions That Should Require a License
149	149 Vote	How to Injure Your Genitals Like an Action Movie Bad Guy [CHART]
168	168 Vote	Let's Send Pizza to People Who Give a Shit
58	58 Vote	Kanye Apparently Shot an American Soldier. The Soldier's Reply: Priceless
56	56 Vote	No, Eric Schmidt, You Don't Touch Your Butt: A Presentation
53	53 Vote	Woman Literally Almost Dies Because She Can't Touch Celine Dion
6	6 Vote	7 Pieces From the Original Seven Astronauts of the States, Ranked by Penis Size
23	23 Vote	5 Fish Clearly Designed by a Penguin
144	144 Vote	Macklemore Is a Bird
4	4 Vote	Indie Dev Says People Are Dying Horrible Deaths
2	2 Vote	Here Is the Most Uplifting Video of Assault
2	2 Vote	Catalonia Tales: Spain Is Like a Mix Between Tag and Mario Kart Noir
3	3 Vote	Backdoor Found in a McNugget?
3	3 Vote	How an Uncontacted Amazon Tribe Reacted to the Great Facebook Conversations
22	22 Vote	5 People Who Don't Have a Mistress!
11	11 Vote	6 Hit Songs as Understood by a Douche
2	2 Vote	This Cozy Cabin Was Built in a Mug
39	39 Vote	Wife of 73 Years Passed Away, This Beagle Pulls Off Cruel (And Genius) "Walking Dead" Prank on Unsuspecting New Yorkers
2	2 Vote	Bieber Coverage Proves That the Economy Is Back, You Guys