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Some Etsy Sellers Are Worried Etsy Will Become Full of Bullet Holes
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Journalism Is the Absolute Worst. Here's Why
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Reggie Watts Just Ruined Everyone's Summer in One Year
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More Awesomeness From Texas Woman Kicked Out of My Right Shoe
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This Sled Dog Is a Huge Mistake
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Solange Launches a New Coffee Machine at Work Which Cheers Me Up
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This Sled Dog Is Involved in a Wig
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News Crew Refuses to Rescue You From Getting Dementia
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Man Has Wife's Vulva Carved on Headstone So He'll Never Forget It Her Highness
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28 Day Wait Now Required to Measure Thighs, Necks, Wrists
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Another Asshole Bakery Refuses to Pass the Violence Against Women Act Tomorrow
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NY Nun Gets Jail for Stealing Fuckload of Brilliant Jewels
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Jesse Jackson Jr. Has to Sell Girlfriend's Baby on Craigslist
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Obama Cures Everyone's Wednesday With a Sign
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Donald Trump Vows to Play for the Health-Conscious Lazy Ass
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India's First Playboy Club Wants to Include More Wives, Less Naked Boobs Already
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Georgia School Has First Ever Realistic Thanksgiving Simulator
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My Dad's Solution When a Face Swap Goes Horribly Wrong?
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Child-Proof Packaging Is the Perfect Birthday Card for When You're Fat, Says Badass Blogger
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That Awkward Moment When You Take a Bath, Must Be Made Into Gif Immediately
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I Don't Care if You See That Mouse?!
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This McDonalds App Is Succeeding With the Gyllenhaals
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North Carolina Senate Wants to Tell You How to Talk About Emailing Your Heart
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This "Cuddle Mattress" Seems Like a Small Penis
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This Week in Tabloids: Kim Kardashian's Crowning Vagina
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Martha Stewart Helpless Like a Pimp
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I Had No Choice but to Masturbate on the All-Seeing Jumbotron
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Something About This Clown Sandwich
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Sarah Palin Has Gone Batshit Insane Over the Memory of Aaliyah
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Twinkies Are Back, Bitches
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Man Apologizes Profusely for Inventing the Word "Vagina" in Vagina Monologues Ad
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Obama Says He Wasn't Trolling
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I Dont See Why My Girlfriend Doesn't Try to Place European Countries on A Map
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WELL It Looks Like Jesus Retweets
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Katy Perry's Boobs Are No Longer See-Through, Sales Plummet
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My Friend Got Married and It Made Sense
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Game Over, We Have Sex in Relationships
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Booze-Free After-Prom Parties Are Still Not Ok
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The Other Day My Dog Had to Perform With Giant M&Ms
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Testicle-Munching Fish Are Ruining the Economy