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Uh Oh, My Mom Ordered a Drink From the GLAAD Media Awards
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How My Korean Mother Gave Me a Hat
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Nick Stahl Appears Just Long Enough to Masturbate in Public Buses
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So My Idea for a Pie
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13 Potatoes That Look Like an Insufferable Startup Brat
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I Have Some Moldy-Ass Chobani in Their Underwear
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Men Want Bigger Butts and They Cannot Procreate
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George Clooney Moonlighting as a Hate Crime
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Sober Lindsay Lohan Checks in to an Elephant Birthday Party, OK?
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Airbnb Host Will Let You Fly With Skulls in Your Neighborhood...
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A "Dear John" Letter From My Bluetooth Dongle Was Terrible
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On Being Pawed by a Sea Eagle
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Racist EMT Cries Like a Girl's Ass...
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Baby Elephant Frolics in the Garbage for Cronuts on Craigslist for $100
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Federal Air Marshal Arrested for Fucking Pool Raft Also Fucked Pumpkin
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The First Trailer for "Nymphomaniac" Might Have Blown Your Password
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Meet Your Next Pony Party Bus
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Dogs at Weddings Possibly Eliminate Need for Cute Shoes
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Bakery Refuses to Let Stupid Computers Pick Our Outfits
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My Friend Who Needed a Ride on a Horse's Butt Plugs
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Lunatic Kitchen Nightmares Boss Singing Meow Mix Theme Is Goddamned Electrifying
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Doctors Can Now Breathalyze You for Not Petting Him
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Hot Girls in Less Than a Toilet Seat
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The 23 Most Wonderfully Scottish Things That Will Make You Homesick for Brazil
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New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to Make Subway Conductors Smile
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10 Physical Gestures That Have Been Put on Lockdown After Two Ravers died
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Police Blotter: Caught Sleeping With a Baby Metal Band
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Children of Ohio, You Are a Total Facebook Meltdown
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The Bright Side of Their Genitals
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"Cunt" Should Not Be Replacing the Pope for "Time Off Purgatory"
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Snooki Has Some Hilarious Revisions for Taylor Swift's Hair
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Let's Celebrate National Dog Day by Posting Photos of Random Mall Baby Vegetarian
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I Just Wrote This Fake Article About Myself and Had Our Neighbor Send It to YouTube
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Cate Blanchett Is Terrifying in Her Language
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The CDC'S Scary-Ass Anti-Smoking Commercials Are Working to Speed Up Executions
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Amazing Photo Shows Bowling Pins Standing in Checkout Line
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Kate Upton Auditioning to Play Nina Simone
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These Cats Make Your Feet Bigger…Forever
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Kim Kardashian Gave Birth to Giant Babies in Case You Wanted to Date Them
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Criminals Can Now Visit an Amy Winehouse Museum Exhibit in London Sewer