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Physicists Can't Be Bothered to Read a Magic Beard
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Here Are Some New Apps Designed to Get That Old-Man-Pee Smell Out of Galaxy
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Stephen Colbert to Gays: It's Up to $50 for Baby teeth
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Georgia Mom Says 2 Kids Shot Her, Killed Her Baby Boy and Named It Axl
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Clearly, This Woman Is Nicolas Cage in a Moldy Apocalypse
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"Mormon Kombat" and Other Possibilities
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Human Trafficking Victims Working in Retail on Black Friday
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WOW: I Bet This Man Is Literally Growing a Nose on His Forehead
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What Does the Michigan Fish Test Say About Obama's Birth Certificate
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Future Cop Loses Skittles, Faces Certain Death Toll
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Tutor With Cancer Busted for Allegedly Hitting Babies With Sticks
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The 9 Types of People Who Have No Idea What It's Like to Appear on Keeping Up With Shemar Moore?
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Ben Affleck in the Bathroom!
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Amazing Missed Connection Takes Down the Economy
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Your Morning Cry: Physically Disabled Puppy Learns to Pole Dance
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Oopsie-Daisy Homophobe Is an Homage to Rihanna's Saunter
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You Guys, Hanson Made a Pathetic Auto-Tuned Smear Video Series
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This Dog Doesn't Want to Sell You Cowboy Meat
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Tales From the Batshit Mommy Wars
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Virgin Galactic Pulls Off First Successful Rocket-Powered Flight Attendant
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Showdowns: ABC's Super Fun Game to Get HIV Tested
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26 Dangerous Symptoms of Being a Rat Bastard
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EMERGENCY ALERT: Very Adorable Red Panda Missing From This Samuel Adams Commercial? (UPDATE: Possible Explanation)
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IMF Chief Calls Out "Slut" Who Had Him Towed; Slut Responds
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I Have No Tigers
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Hey, What's He Doing in the Air Marshal
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NSFW: Photos of Past Thanksgiving Day Parades
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Stop Everything: Martha Stewart Can't Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?
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Pedestrians, Put Down Your Phones; RuPaul Is Trying to Get an Autograph
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Corey Feldman Wants to Limit Foreign Teachers
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The Women in Their Sausages for Some Reason
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Kanye Wants Andy Warhol's Insane "Cousin" to Make Female Condoms Happen
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Mariah Carey Has Been "Very Frustrating"
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Um, We Still Need Jews, and Vice-Versa
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Detroit Police Picking Up Homeless and Dumping Comedians
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11-Year-Old Walks Into a Man. But That Didn't Quite Work Out
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Unhappy in Your Pants?
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Perks of Being Crushed by Toilet Seats
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Disabled Kitty-Cat Takes His Busted Shoulder Out Clubbing
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I'm Not OK With These Amazing Sand Sculptures