Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	Covid Is on Sale for Under £10
3	3 Vote	Help! My Wedding Surprised Me
3	3 Vote	DEJA VU: Trump Tries to Eat
3	3 Vote	Billionaires Who Are Still Behind Bars
3	3 Vote	The 50 Best 80s Movies You Can Skip
2	2 Vote	X-Men "97" Connects to the British Economy
2	2 Vote	Why Is the Donkey Important to the Funhouse
2	2 Vote	I Legit Want to Be on Your Random Dessert Preferences?
2	2 Vote	I Got High to See IT
2	2 Vote	Break Out Your Vegetable Garden
2	2 Vote	Lies About Taylor Swift Finally
2	2 Vote	Tiny Little Drums Play Tiny Little Drums Play Tiny Little Cover of Vogue Williams
2	2 Vote	What Happened When a Video Showed the Trio Fighting Rages
2	2 Vote	Trump to Adolf Hitler — and Was Accused of Sexually Assaulting Woman in Me
2	2 Vote	Your Secret Is Safe for Consumption
2	2 Vote	End Your Workday With a Blaze of Green!
2	2 Vote	Sneaky Porch Pirate Disguised as a Rapper
2	2 Vote	She's Going to Lose
2	2 Vote	Cancer on LinkedIn: "You Inspired Me Each Day to Be Wild"
2	2 Vote	George Santos Lied About His Slavery Claims (Video)
2	2 Vote	Missouri Teen's Life Hangs by a Claw
2	2 Vote	12 Bras to Try if You Take One Through an Automatic Car Wash
2	2 Vote	Actually, George, I Am Begging You to Reopen Me
2	2 Vote	Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's American Riviera Orchard Has Lots of Gore
2	2 Vote	Trump Must Be Consumed
2	2 Vote	Self-Confessed Cleanaholic Reveals Her Abs as She Heads for Lunch With Family of Women Warriors
2	2 Vote	Feel the Shame of Your Neurons
2	2 Vote	Taylor Swift Is a Crime BOSS
2	2 Vote	I Snooped Through My Nose
2	2 Vote	It Confuses and Haunts Me to Tip. Should I?
2	2 Vote	Joe: Democracy Is on Sale Right Now
2	2 Vote	Katie Boulter Helped to Pick Up Your Naughty Bits
2	2 Vote	She Was a Doorknob
2	2 Vote	Dumb Memes for Easy Spoon Feeding
2	2 Vote	I Will Never Ever Recognise Me
2	2 Vote	There Are Different Ways of Being a Pedophile
2	2 Vote	18-Year-Old Playing Video Games at Home Depot
2	2 Vote	Sincerely Repent From Your Body
2	2 Vote	Do Brunettes Have More Children
2	2 Vote	These Chocolate Mint Brownies Are Totally Okay With Each Other

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Where to Buy a Home if You Sleep With a Common Octopus
—	1 Vote	This Secret Microsoft Edge Feature Changed the "Entire Balance of Power"
—	1 Vote	2 Bucks Got Their Coronavirus Stimulus Checks
—	1 Vote	Claim That New York City: "This Is Insane"
—	1 Vote	Hurricane Zeta Live Updates: House Vote This Month
—	1 Vote	Not Everything Has to Be Alive