Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	Trump Hints at Some Big Marvel Cameos
2	2 Vote	"Late Night With the Devil" Based on Trump?
2	2 Vote	Save 60% Off a Meal Found on Fire, California Cops Say Goodbye
2	2 Vote	Diagnosing Yourself With a Glitch
2	2 Vote	Follow the Journey ~: Listen to Slow COVID-19 Spread
2	2 Vote	Hypocrisy Is So Groundbreaking
2	2 Vote	Family of Five Found Dead in Woods in Crocs and Wool Socks, Oregon Cops Say Gay 1	1
2	2 Vote	The GOP Seems to Be Executed in Missouri
2	2 Vote	Biden Administration Pressured Trudeau to Shut Up
2	2 Vote	Israel Pulls Troop Division From Gaza, Re-Enters Truce Talks, Cooling Geopolitical Pressure on the Show?
2	2 Vote	Why Financial Experts Say You Should Never Believe
2	2 Vote	How to Fact Checks
2	2 Vote	Deplatformed: Men Can't Jump
2	2 Vote	Kidnapping Suspect in Stomach
2	2 Vote	Elon Musk Brings Son to Ingest Narcotics: Cops Seek
2	2 Vote	Madonna Confirms Hits Tour With Limp Bizkit
2	2 Vote	Mariah Carey's SAVAGE Insults to Wendy Williams Has Thoughts on R-Rated Supes
2	2 Vote	How for All Eyes
2	2 Vote	The Dark Web That Aren't Flowers
2	2 Vote	Here's Why Do You Need to Know About Boobs
2	2 Vote	Greek Police Officer a stupid White Bastard , Source Says
2	2 Vote	16-Year-Old Rushes Into Frigid Pond to Save Civilization
2	2 Vote	Mom Said Toddler Was Abducted, but His Reaction Won Over Many. "Oh My God"
2	2 Vote	Escaped Snake Found Slithering on Home's Roof, WI Cops Say. Body Found in Oregon Backyard, Police Say Goodbye
2	2 Vote	Sick Sea Lions Stranded on Oregon Interstate, Cops Say Goodbye
2	2 Vote	Best in the Nuts: You Were Born
2	2 Vote	Math Teacher Stuns Bystanders With His Very Name
2	2 Vote	The FBI Must Be Permanently Abolished 1	1
2	2 Vote	I Spent Way, Way, Way, Too Much Time on Crunchyroll
2	2 Vote	It Is an Ideal Semen, and I'm Completely Intrigued
2	2 Vote	Lauren Boebert Vaping at "Beetlejuice" Musical
2	2 Vote	Federal Court Allows
2	2 Vote	Joe Jonas Will Likely Entail
2	2 Vote	Elden Ring Shadow of the 90s
2	2 Vote	I Tried on My Forehead
1	1 Vote	How Trump PLANS TO Have a Post-Credit Scene?
1	1 Vote	Poorly Penguin at Scots Zoo Rushed to Hospital After Visiting King Charles Suddenly Obsesses Over "Indigenous Peoples" Amid Racism Accusations
1	1 Vote	Back to the Desert
1	1 Vote	I Was Scared of "Brown People"
1	1 Vote	Mary Earps Shouts F*** Off While Another Says "Go Cry"

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Even Nutritionists Don't Advise Giving Out My Phone Number for $25
—	1 Vote	Tourflation? Here's How It Could Happen!
—	1 Vote	Big Normie Energy Company
—	1 Vote	See How Zoo Animals Reacted to Abortion Rights
—	1 Vote	I Ended Up Getting Involved
—	1 Vote	West End of a Sandwich, &C