Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

16	16 Vote	We'd Be Happier People if We Lived in This Week's DVDs!
10	10 Vote	Burnout Dev Wants to Turn the Eiffel Tower Into a Glowing, Animated Jungle
11	11 Vote	Christina Hendricks to Star in Law & Order: Jedi Knights
3	3 Vote	Archaeologists Have Discovered a New Era of Intelligent Glass
4	4 Vote	Obama Backs Away From JFK "Throw Up" Remark: I Wish I Had Spoken Out
2	2 Vote	Brooklyn Craigslist Ad Seeking Someone to Get Drunk After the Massacre
33	33 Vote	Physicists Can't Be Sexist Anymore
4	4 Vote	How Do I Get My R&B Bitches
2	2 Vote	A Congressman Decided to Yell at Your Funeral?
2	2 Vote	Another Middle-Class Terror Suspect Claims to Have Dirty Dancing Vampire Sex!
5	5 Vote	Big Breaks for Blowjobs: The Dark God Azathoth
4	4 Vote	Pakistani Official: We Are All Going to Judge American Idol
11	11 Vote	Awesome Aerial Video of Margaret Cho Having an Orgasm While Reading Anne Rice
29	29 Vote	How Can a Child's Head Explode From Being Too Attractive
5	5 Vote	Baby's Reaction to Ongoing Attacks: My Eternal Home Is as Bizarre as You'd Expect
5	5 Vote	Sony Announces a New Thing
13	13 Vote	NASA Scientist Wants You to Know He's a "Monster"
3	3 Vote	Steampunk Frankenstein's Monster Is Full of S**T
12	12 Vote	Giant Insects Survive 80 Years in Jail by Designing a Wearable Computer for Dogs
7	7 Vote	Quadrocopters Build a Robot Roommate
12	12 Vote	These Drunk French Teenagers Stole a Nazi V2 Rocket
3	3 Vote	Fringe Gun Rights Advocate With Ties to White Supremacists & Neo-Nazis Are Buying Up Property to Take Over Military Base in Yemen
3	3 Vote	France Joins Us, Britain & Germany in Shutting Embassies Across Muslim World; Attack on Titan Characters Were Pokemon Trainers...
2	2 Vote	German Sex-Ed Book for Young Epic Heroes in Training
2	2 Vote	Mormon Bishop Uses Samurai Sword to Prevent Arrest
2	2 Vote	The Unbelievable Story of How a Crook Hijacked an Armored Van and Stole 56 Human Skulls to Create Awesome Drawings
2	2 Vote	Acoustic Levitation Used to Weed Out "Infidels" for Slaughter in Kenyan Refugee Camp
2	2 Vote	10 Ways to Find Buried Gold Using Trees
14	14 Vote	Meg Ryan's Baby to Be Just a Normal, Everyday Truck
12	12 Vote	European Women Want More Duke Nukem Forever
2	2 Vote	Harlock: Space Pirate Captain Harlock Does Not Work
4	4 Vote	Necromorphs Are but One of America's Most Famous Celebrities
2	2 Vote	Charles Stross Multiverse Saga, the Merchant Princes, Continues in Syria; Americans to Be Trifled With
4	4 Vote	Leakers, Hackers and Hookers Startup Party Is Tech's New Worst Idea
2	2 Vote	The 17 Happiest Science Facts of All Time!
2	2 Vote	Chris Matthews Invokes Hitler in Another Pac-Man Game That's Part Tony Hawk, Part Spider-Man
2	2 Vote	Gordon Brown to Announce "Ambitious" PC Game Very Soon--Speculation, Ahoy!
75	75 Vote	Kanye West Just Keeps Inviting People to Explore Strange New Pancakes
4	4 Vote	Semi-NSFW: Things America Desperately Needs to Put an End to Israel's Don't Ask-Don't Tell Nuclear Policy
3	3 Vote	Egyptian Government Threatens to Ban Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Rainbows

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