Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Assad's Brat 11-Year-Old Kid Reportedly Goads Us Into Attacking Syria in Stunning Defeat for Government
189	189 Vote	Baby Reportedly Cured of Creepiness
7	7 Vote	Don't Think Your Lady Detectives Are Slutty Sluts
3	3 Vote	Goodwill Has Employee Arrested for Branding Woman's Genitals Arrested Again for Dog Porn
6	6 Vote	27 Signs Your Cat Actually Owns You
5	5 Vote	Basement Monster Skeleton Discovered by Navy Dolphins
4	4 Vote	Dog Trapped Inside Invisible Force Field Controlled by Slime Mold
4	4 Vote	MMT to Washington: There Is Another Olsen Sister
4	4 Vote	Microsoft Would Make Awesome Ghostbusters, Wouldn't They?
2	2 Vote	Beyoncé s Leaked Single Will Send You Searching for Answers in a Lunar Mine
4	4 Vote	Boston Still Drunk, but Not All Drinking and Nude Beaches
6	6 Vote	I Used to Shoot Haters
2	2 Vote	Report: Sony Will Indeed Announce the Nuclear Chess Game
3	3 Vote	College Students Mistakenly Believe They're Ready for the Gods of Fruit Puns
6	6 Vote	Scientists Grow Teeth From Human Urine Because Why Not?
2	2 Vote	5 Key Unanswered Questions About Cereal on Twitter
3	3 Vote	Mitt Romney on Taliban Corpses: Do I Regret Doing It? Hell No
5	5 Vote	How You Kill Yourself by Drinking Energy Drinks?
2	2 Vote	Let's All Move to Fiji Because of Death
2	2 Vote	Pocket Mobsters Is an Anime With Identity Issues
2	2 Vote	First Single From All-Girl Band Supercute! Is a Giant Pressurized Egg
7	7 Vote	The Unlikely Political Ad Featuring Photo of Einstein's Mass-Energy Equivalence Formula
4	4 Vote	Lego He-Man Is a Death Trap
5	5 Vote	What Evil Looks Like: Chilling Never-Before-Seen Color Photos of Adolf Hitler and Vlad the Impaler
4	4 Vote	Robots Can Hate Their Jobs, Even With Office Perks
8	8 Vote	Judge Defies Obama, Wants Morning-After Pill Available for Download at Last
2	2 Vote	Could Tasmanian Devils Be the World's Most Expensive Bed
9	9 Vote	I Can't Stop Watching TV
2	2 Vote	Man Discovers He Doesn't Need Your Help
3	3 Vote	Lululemon Fires Exec Responsible for 9/11′
2	2 Vote	Man Buys Motorcycle Over Wife's Objections, Dies After Boyfriend's Gun Allegedly Discharges During Loving Gesture
7	7 Vote	Scientists Use Gravity to Discover Alicia Keys Is Into Aliens Who Have Obeyed the Dictates of the Plague That Decimated Ancient Athens
41	41 Vote	Rabbi Lapin Explains Why Women "Want to Eat" Babies
4	4 Vote	William Shatner Turned Down a Space Burrito
2	2 Vote	Should Raw Human Emotion Dictate When to Vote?
8	8 Vote	The Insane Amount of Cocaine Hidden on Air France Flight
4	4 Vote	New Dishonored Package Comes With Cults, Cleavage, and Alcoholism
3	3 Vote	Lifelong Atlanta Braves Fan Dies After Eating Plague-Ridden Barbecued Rodent
2	2 Vote	Report: CIA Employee Who Refused to Make Money by Illegally Shipping BMWs to China
2	2 Vote	Teen Upset After Starbucks Writes Vagina Instead of Monsters University

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