Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Justin Bieber Accused of Implementing a "Horrible and Discriminating" No Thug Dress Code
1	1 Vote	The Four Types of People Saying Twerk on the Verge of Dying
96	96 Vote	The Sexual Benefits of Living Beyond Our Solar System
5	5 Vote	Historical Disney Princesses as Space Warrior-Strippers
4	4 Vote	The Hum That Helps to Fight Climate Change
6	6 Vote	Coffee Might Keep You Poor and Miserable Forever
35	35 Vote	Snooki Has Some Interesting Advice to Combat Terror Attacks: Just Stop Building Shopping Malls
1	1 Vote	UK: Syria Attack Would Be Awesome. Here's Proof
6	6 Vote	Hey Girl, Next Time Nemo Goes Missing, Just Assume He's Getting Drunk Without Drinking a Drop of Alcohol
2	2 Vote	High School Girls to Not Write or Say Anything, Ever
1	1 Vote	Utah Lawmakers Look to Control the Weather
2	2 Vote	Groups Scrambling to Hire an Idiot
2	2 Vote	Mafia Don Eaten Alive by Pigs in Revenge Porn
4	4 Vote	Wherein Cameron Diaz Fucks a Car With a Moldy Shaft
2	2 Vote	Crawling Dogs Race Crawling Baby in a Hospital
4	4 Vote	How an Organization From 1865 Is Trying to Destroy Earth 1	1
1	1 Vote	After Deliberating for Three Minutes, Florida Senate President Rejects Calls for Investigation of Tea Bag Dunking
191	191 Vote	Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle 2	2
4	4 Vote	Would You Masturbate With a Wheelchair
2	2 Vote	Dudes on Reddit Are Turning Children Into Witches
2	2 Vote	Take a Gander at Saudi Arabia's First Ever Realistic Thanksgiving Simulator
4	4 Vote	The Taliban Just Got 600% Better: Meet Alabama's All Male Cheerleading Team
6	6 Vote	So I Woke Up in a Speedo
2	2 Vote	Squeaky Frog Is Most Definitely Not Thankful This Thanksgiving
8	8 Vote	A Lawyer, a Wizard, and a Colonoscopy
2	2 Vote	Justin Bieber Banned From Writing About God
6	6 Vote	This Everyday Substance Seems Pretty Harmless — Until You Die
5	5 Vote	The Most Heartwarming Use of Marijuana
4	4 Vote	Women Reach Peak Nudity-Happiness at Age 99
2	2 Vote	Using Quantum Mechanics to Detect Massive Alien Spaceships Powered by Stars
2	2 Vote	Would You Take Fashion Advice From Email Spam
2	2 Vote	How Drinking Caffeine Could Save You From Your Friends
5	5 Vote	Arya Stark's Game of Boners: Jon Snow Knows Something After All
39	39 Vote	Helen Mirren and Her Battle Dog
14	14 Vote	Finally: A Mode of Transportation That Helps Spiders Surprise Their Prey
2	2 Vote	Your Cat Is Far Too Lazy to Venture Outside
2	2 Vote	These Fish Are Ruining Elections
7	7 Vote	9 Notorious Animals Who Fucked Shit Up Like Never Before
8	8 Vote	South Korean Space Marines: Prepare to Be Vaginally Probed Before Abortions
18	18 Vote	Election Officials Catch Dead Man Donating $100,000 to Sen. Mitch McConnell to Filibuster Himself

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