Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	Lion Tacos Pulled From School
7	7 Vote	Puppy Too Fat to Be Bitten by a Cop
2	2 Vote	What Lewd Act Did Beyoncé s Bodyguard Perform With Giant M&Ms
6	6 Vote	Florida Police Chief Accidentally Eats Daughter's Weed-Cake, Goes Insane
3	3 Vote	Psst. There Are People Too. Awful, Awful People
10	10 Vote	Conservative Christian Leaders Call on Parishioners to Support "Critically Important" Effort to Demean Muslims
7	7 Vote	The 24 Most Hipster Things That Ever Happened
2	2 Vote	Romanian Archaeologists Uncover Hundreds of Giant Robot Dinosaurs
6	6 Vote	Daaaamn, Simon Cowell Impregnated His Best Friend's Second-Best Friend
3	3 Vote	Toddlers & Tiaras Went Bollywood and Everything Dies
17	17 Vote	Beyoncé Rumored to Be Serbia Economic Adviser Despite Pimp Charges
11	11 Vote	U.S. Presses First-Ever Charges Under LGBT Hate Crimes by Yelling Gay Slurs
39	39 Vote	Chris Brown DARES to Talk to a Science Committee and Doesn't Understand Time Travel
4	4 Vote	Does She Have Rabies?: Canadian Pro-Palestinian Activist Bites Israeli Man's Penis
5	5 Vote	Designer Creates a Hive Mind Out of the Ruins of Detroit and Wall Street: Be Concerned
6	6 Vote	Scientists Endure Hours of Fun!
5	5 Vote	Obama Wants to Be on 3-Day Drug Binge
6	6 Vote	Astronomers Have Discovered the World's Biggest Snake
9	9 Vote	Overly Manly Man Goes to Prison
2	2 Vote	Tracey Emin Says She Got Her Dragons Back
5	5 Vote	Ski Mask-Wearing Woman Arrested for Fucking Pool Raft. Again
31	31 Vote	Geraldo Rivera Surprises Fox News Spends 6 Minutes Describing Why Mr. Rogers Was an FBI Informant
16	16 Vote	Colony of 9,000 Penguins Discovered in North Korea
7	7 Vote	Alicia Keys Sings the Gummi Bears Theme Song, and It's Horrifying
19	19 Vote	Historical Disney Princesses Had Normal-Size Eyes
15	15 Vote	New Details Emerge in Story of Palestinian Stone-Throwing "Hobby"
13	13 Vote	The Religious Origins of Slot Machines Icons
8	8 Vote	We Just Used Jelly Beans to Convince People That You're Magneto
2	2 Vote	Yes, We Can All Be Eating Sweet Potato Casserole All Year Round
2	2 Vote	Astronauts, Satan and the Golden Ratio in Nature
2	2 Vote	Aperture Science Has Turned Off Comments. Here's Why That's a Bad Idea
3	3 Vote	This Machine-Gunning Raccoon Is My Baby Daddy
3	3 Vote	Rapper Young Buck Out of Human Urine
13	13 Vote	Russell Brand Banned From Celebrating Halloween
3	3 Vote	Chimpanzees Released After 30 Years in Prison for Stealing Daft Punk
15	15 Vote	The Ram-Skulled God Is Undocumented
5	5 Vote	Kick Down Doors, Shoot Terrorists, Just Like His Old Job
5	5 Vote	Creepy "It" Clown Freaks Out Over Breakup With Ex-GF
6	6 Vote	Reports: North Korea Still Sucks at Photoshop [UPDATE]
3	3 Vote	Step 1: Get Job. Step 2: Apply Cold Water to the Fullest

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