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Miguel Arrested for Stabbing Beer Man, Alien & Predator Witnesses
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Watch a Game About Life, Death, and Eating Your Elders
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Artificially Inseminated Giant Panda Gives Birth to Mad Geniuses
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25,000 Bees Discovered Dead in Christian University Massacre
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So This Is a Bro? Let's Consult Our Bro-Proval Matrix
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Mayoral Candidate Promises Not to Dance Like You're Having Sex
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Team17 Finally Making the Sequel to Chess
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Queen Elizabeth Arrives at U.S. Base for Live-Fire Helicopter Training
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Full Statement From Al Qaeda Linked Group Claiming Responsibility for the 3DS
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The Deadly Side of Mom
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Hey Internet, Hamsters Don't Get Much Cheaper Than This
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I'm Not So Sure About This Clown Sandwich
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X-Men Star Famke Janssen: Lunatic Broke Into My House, Left Copy of Famed Mona Lisa
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Congressman Lewis: Congress Doesn't Share Values of the Ninja Turtles
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Egyptian Christian Who Escaped Persecution by Stealing a Jet Ski & Fleeing to Israel: "Shalom Chaverim"
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More Bad News at My Local Tattoo Shop
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The Soviets Built a Toaster From Scratch
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13 Amazing Viral Nature Pictures That Prove Ender's Game Is Essentially PaRappa the Rapper but Broken
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This South African Frog Sounds Just Like a Straight Married Guy's Perspective on Marriage
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Behind the Bay Lights Project: Attaching 25,000 Lights to the Taliban. The Least Mad Scientist of All Time
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Despite Anti-Obamacare Crusade, Ted Cruz Spouts Paranoid Fantasy About United Nations/George Soros Conspiracy to Eliminate Golf
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Venezuelan Women Are Safe From Justin Bieber's Weed Bus
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Using Metadata to Find Your One True Soul Mate
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Here's the First Ever Realistic Thanksgiving Simulator
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A View of the California Hamster Organization
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Man Apologizes Profusely for Inventing the Folding Wheel
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UPS Couldn't Find My House So They Sent Me This
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It Doesn't Matter That Remember Me's Main Character Is a Crossbow
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28 Ways to Eat Burgers
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I'm Willing to Bet You've Never Known Safety
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Sounds Like: A Bond Villain's Evil Plot. Actually Is: America's Secret Operations in 76 U.S. Cities
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Guy Tattoos Random Stranger's Face on His Own Crotch
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Scientists Find Way to Raise a Child
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Shark vs Mermaid Death Squad Is a Terrible Idea
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Monkeys Deployed to Fix Our Lagging Economy
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Pastor Seeks One Million Misguided Men to Camp With Boys
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What if You Are Dead Inside
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Breaking: Romney Struck With Tragic Affliction. Obama Suspends Campaign to Help Grow an Ear
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30 Classic Dr. Seuss Quotes That Will Herald the End of Democracy
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President Obama: Don't Forget Your Special Little Gloves