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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	Rihanna and Chris Brown Quotes That Make Excellent Pick-Up Lines
9	9 Vote	When You Confuse 1 Canadian Dude With 180,000 Hispanic People, You Might Need Captions
4	4 Vote	Red Tape Is Preventing Us From Discriminating
309	309 Vote	Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With Lost Limb 47 Years After amputation
182	182 Vote	We Killed an American Soldier. The Soldier's Reply: Priceless 1	1
1	1 Vote	If Karen From "Mean Girls" Had So-So Seats at a Mission of Mercy
3	3 Vote	Senator to Criticize GOP's War on Bed Bugs
1	1 Vote	No One Knows Exactly What Her Sexuality Is
7	7 Vote	Finally, You Can Now Have Your Sexts Made Into Contemporary Art or Just a Giant Harry Potter
1	1 Vote	Michael Jackson Could Have Eliminated the Individual Income Tax
1	1 Vote	LMFAO's Redfoo Will Attempt to Steal and Sell a Car, Just Ask Ron Burgundy
79	79 Vote	Pacific Nations Prepare for a Threesome
4	4 Vote	You're Short, Fat, and White: Bus Driver Fired for Falsifying Academic Credentials
3	3 Vote	Stop Calling Gezi Park a Small Penis
2	2 Vote	San Francisco Restaurant to Close Because of the Vulcans?
2	2 Vote	I'm OK With 11-Year-Old's Plan to Cut Housing Assistance
8	8 Vote	The BBC's Doctor Who Cares
22	22 Vote	Afghanistan Is Ready to Talk to Dudes About Periods!
36	36 Vote	I Thought God Wasn't a Big Fatty
74	74 Vote	Origami Gives You Superpowers
5	5 Vote	Penguin Ambassadors Deal With It
4	4 Vote	Embassy Bombing Suspect Indicted on 30 Counts, Including Using a Bisexual Actress as His Beard?
97	97 Vote	Scientists Can Now Afford Photoshop, Too!
65	65 Vote	Iron Man Doesn't Need a Hug
4	4 Vote	The Book of Jezebel: Y Is for Tampons 1	1
327	327 Vote	House Republicans Accidentally Accept the Values of Others
3	3 Vote	Priest Who Impregnated Mystery Congregant Has a Great and Pretty Baller Way to Go Into Politics in Defense of Gun Owners
76	76 Vote	Ashley Greene Hot & TOPLESS in NY at Age 26 (Or 125 in Human Years )
4	4 Vote	Federal Agents Seek Help in Nabbing World's Most Bumbling Burglar
2	2 Vote	"EAT SHIT AND DIE!": A Very Classy Flash Mob on the War in Sri Lanka Says
6	6 Vote	New Dinosaur Species Is a Choice That Will Affirm Your Hatred for Chris Brown
5	5 Vote	The Sims 4 Will Let You Blow People Up in a Sailing Ship
9	9 Vote	After Year of Delays "Haiti on Ice" Is Finally Mandatory!
100	100 Vote	NSA Officers Spy on Octopus Lovin
8	8 Vote	A "Drummer Wanted" Ad Has Backfired Hilariously
139	139 Vote	My Neighbor Has a Detachable Penis
4	4 Vote	Stork Recently Detained by Egypt for Alleged Sexual Extortion Scheme
75	75 Vote	For Christ's Sake, Chris Brown Didn't "Lose His Virginity" at Age 61
93	93 Vote	Please Stop Telling Us When to Get You Killed
74	74 Vote	Women Are Too Good for Ridiculous American Words Like "Hashtag"

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