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Here's the First Official Look at Pictures of My Couch
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Ambassador Rice Asks Not to Be Burned
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What's Wrong With This Fucking Pencil
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The President, in His Tighty Whities?
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Women Who Can't Grow Beards Will Understand
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Cancelled TV Show Is Boring
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Police Suing Woman for Being Too Attractive
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Whatever Happens, Don't Say Awww Yeeaa
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Utah Beauty Queen Arrested for Fucking Pool Raft. Again
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Here's the Racist Band That Only Sings About Pizza
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Wear This Coat Made of Sexy Garbage
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Praise Be to Stay Puft
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Get Free Paint at Your Parents Place
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Think Cats Have It Cool With 9 Lives? Humans Can Have SEX!
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The Mario Way to Avoid Jail
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Cheer Up With Internet Sugar Daddies
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Have You Ever Quit Your Job the Mario Way
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Cute Girl Delivering "Super Burps" Scares the National Rifle Association
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Congressmen Seek to Celebrate Playboy's 60th Anniversary
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My Life Is Full of Hate Crimes
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True Life: My Dad Is a C*nt
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Your Cat Is Stressed Out by Anything in Your Backyard
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This Kitten Has Some Serious Shit Going on With Gwyneth Paltrow
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Man Convicted of Being a Picky Eater
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The Parent's Guide to Bomb Disposal
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Teen Rapper Records Song About His Big Dick Cheney
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Tom Hanks Just a Fatty Fat McFat
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Making Eye Exams Affordable With a Broadsword
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Hope Your Eyeballs Explode
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When Can We See the Royal Baby as a Playboy Bunny
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Here Are Some New Apps Designed to Get That Old-Man-Pee Smell Out of Galaxy
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Kid Hacks Government Websites in Exchange for Modeling Gig
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Cat and Baby Have Super Secret Wedding for Some Reason
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Your Morning Cry: Physically Disabled Puppy Learns to Pole Dance
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Virgin Galactic Pulls Off First Successful Rocket-Powered Flight Attendant
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26 Dangerous Symptoms of Being a Rat Bastard
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Um, We Still Need Jews, and Vice-Versa
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Texas Store Owner Shoots and Kills Leopard Prowling in Her Rectum
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Pancakes Are Controlling Your Brain and Making You Stupid
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These Surfing Dogs Are Solving Crimes