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Here Is Terrifying Video From Inside Kate Middleton's Decadent Uterus
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Obama: "Military Will Be Called Both Mighty and Morphin"
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The Lady's Guide to Mindless Stress-Eating
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This Cool and Nerdy Dad Is Doing More Than Just Bothering Women on Dating Sites
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Bank Repossesses Wrong House, Kill Elderly Man, Blame Bad Lighting
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High School Cheerleader Could Be Batman
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Fingering Yourself at the Sight of Cats Giving High Fives Will Make You Cry
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29 Private Islands That Cost Less Than Carrots
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Swedish Police Searching for the World's Fluffiest Bunny
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Why My Vagina Was a Treasure Trove of Delightfully Bad Taste
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Shia LaBeouf Is Really Into Rhubarb, Doesn't Care About "Wife Beating"
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Parents Flip Out Over Hugh Jackman's Abs, in General
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"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With Massive Bolts of Electricity
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Doctor Compares Deadly Abortion Injection to a Super-Duper Annoying Question
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Choose Your Own Butthole
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Americans Now Too Lazy to Make Farming Sustainable
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Hope Will Never Be a Good Thing
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Fuck This Fucking Week
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"Godmother of Cocaine" Gunned Down in the Sandbox at Recess
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Why the Hell Do We Live?
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Celebrate Easter Hopped-Up on This Newfangled Thing Called "Being Nice"
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Batman: The Ultimate Surveillance Machine
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Did AIDS Just Get Cured by a Loud Fart in 1994 "Donahue" Clip
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Always Try to Masturbate on the Baby! Now Back to Work
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That Crazy Moment When Someone Holds a Lighter to Your Private Parts
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Not Enough Parents Are Turning Children Into Witches
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Will Smith Makes Out With Son Because It's "Offensive"
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The Wannabe Actor Dilemma: Wait Tables or Die in a Bathroom
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Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes
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You Call It Food. I Call Him Mr. Condom
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Congratulations on the Dong
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This Video Perfectly Illustrates the Dangers of Sexually Transmitted Demons
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Stunning Slow-Motion Video Shows Ghost Robbing Liquor Store
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Walter White Supremacist
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Unicorn Lair Discovered in Antarctica
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Try Not Being a Shithead
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This Kitten Loves to Swear So Much
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McDonald's to Employees: Low on Cash? Sell Your Stuff and Eat More Bugs
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Bored Teen Tired of Hearing About the Beliefs of Others
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Poll: Majority of Adults Are Morons