Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

83	83 Vote	Bill O'Reilly Refuses to Die
42	42 Vote	Why Are You Obsessed With Dolls
24	24 Vote	8 Tips That'll Make You Say, "No Sh*t, Sherlock"
231	231 Vote	Why Do We Need More babies
16	16 Vote	Stop Pretending You Enjoy Your Wedding Day
61	61 Vote	I Didn't Expect Such an Eloquent "Fuck Off"
20	20 Vote	My Friend's Girlfriend Won't Shut Up About Diversity
61	61 Vote	Illegal Butt Injections Are More Beautiful Than We Imagined
108	108 Vote	Sex Is Real and It's Really Neat
133	133 Vote	Obama's Failure to Mention "Undead" or "Zombies"
373	373 Vote	Here's What You Can Eat Without Dying
92	92 Vote	How My Vagina Just Exploded
187	187 Vote	Jurassic Park but With Vampires
267	267 Vote	Guy Gobbles at Turkeys. Turkeys Gobble Back. Guy Can't Handle the Heat
41	41 Vote	I Just Don't Have Enough Condoms
95	95 Vote	You Should Throw Away Last Week's Pasta Now
9	9 Vote	17 Signs You're Addicted to Drinking Petrol
87	87 Vote	It's Dangerous to Go to Jail!
121	121 Vote	You'll Never Guess What a $280 Paper Bag Looks Like
234	234 Vote	When That Pants Bulge Is Not What You Expect
130	130 Vote	PETA Loons: Eating Chicken Wings Will Give You Nightmares Forever
191	191 Vote	Believing You're Magical Is Really Fun. Sadly, It's Time to Reprioritize Your Life Choices
48	48 Vote	Mister Rogers Ditches the Schoolgirl Skirts for Body Armor
8	8 Vote	Brilliant Puppy Demonstrates Fastest Way to Kick-Start the Economy
89	89 Vote	U.S. Soldier Arrested in ASSLESS CHAPS
44	44 Vote	Mom Looks Like Shit
31	31 Vote	Poor Pussy Is a Goddamn Abomination
9	9 Vote	Sir, You Are One Bad Mofo
7	7 Vote	Teacher Allegedly Had Sex With Pig
624	624 Vote	A Friendly Reminder That There's No Such Thing as Sexually Transmitted Demons
180	180 Vote	Why You're So Very, Very Wrong
59	59 Vote	Inside Syria: Activists Say It Gets Better, Unless You're Fat
31	31 Vote	I Bet Banksy Would Hate to Have Chemotherapy
9	9 Vote	The Secret Life of a British Person
180	180 Vote	Updates on the Dong
154	154 Vote	News FLASH: There's No Such Thing as Sexually Transmitted Food Poisoning
108	108 Vote	Rupert Murdoch Apologizes to Cat by Building Him a Girlfriend
64	64 Vote	How Restaurants Screw You AND Your Mother This Way
7	7 Vote	Report: Justin Bieber's Wax Statue Ruined From Repeated Groping
43	43 Vote	I Want to Slam My Head Into Something Beautiful

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