Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

31	31 Vote	Yale Frat Guys Sued for Watching Porn During Open-Heart Surgery
94	94 Vote	Santorum: I Don't Believe in Science Textbooks
48	48 Vote	Your Constant Masturbation Is So Frustrating
206	206 Vote	For $5,000, You Can Now Be Used for Fuel
73	73 Vote	Teach Your Kids a Lesson by Letting Them Starve
136	136 Vote	J.K. Rowling May — May — Be Writing a Comic About Monster-Fighting Girl Scouts
48	48 Vote	A Terrified Child Genius Saves His Own Jizz
26	26 Vote	Finally, an App Which Will Quit Your Job For You
193	193 Vote	Here's Why You Should Eat Bugs
68	68 Vote	Some Chick Peed in My Hands, Old Sexist White Dude. Remember That
56	56 Vote	Bro Runs Into Burning House to Perform Gangsta's Paradise
14	14 Vote	Paul Ryan to Make Spaghetti With Red Curry, Green Beans And Peanuts
198	198 Vote	You Need to Eat in Real Life
57	57 Vote	25 Signs You Drink Like a Homeless Man. The Reason Is Fantastic
46	46 Vote	25 Easy Party Dips You Can Eat Without Dying
35	35 Vote	19 People Shot at Disneyland, Without Permission
29	29 Vote	I Peed in the Sandbox at Recess
36	36 Vote	23 Excellent Reasons to Be a Serial Killer
8	8 Vote	What if Google Was a "Sailor Moon" Character
16	16 Vote	Study Finds Bearded Men In Britain
737	737 Vote	NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody 2	2
146	146 Vote	Dogs Basically Don't Care if You Enjoy Your Wedding Day 1	1
122	122 Vote	This Adorable Couple Has Sex in Waffle House Parking Lot
244	244 Vote	We're Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
121	121 Vote	Here's One Thing You Could Do With Human Sperm 1	1
176	176 Vote	These Teens Transform Crippling Insecurities Into a Bad Idea 1	1
81	81 Vote	Matt Smith Offers His Own Penis While High on Mephedrone
56	56 Vote	Republicans, Torn Apart in Black, Latino Neighborhoods
61	61 Vote	College Student Is Making a Webcomic About White Privilege
6	6 Vote	Two-Years-Sober Daniel Radcliffe Is Excited About the Boob Song
66	66 Vote	The "Masturbation Diet" Is Not a Crime
8	8 Vote	These Surfing Dogs Are Clearly Being Raised Right
4	4 Vote	What Would Happen if Superman Punched You in Bleeps and Bloops
79	79 Vote	NORAD: Santa Won't Recognize Transgender Students Unless They're Castrated
85	85 Vote	10 Scientists Who Changed Their Diapers
7	7 Vote	Finally, Someone Makes Sense to Me
221	221 Vote	Don't Let Your Kids Pee in Your Food!
5	5 Vote	British Newspaper Sold for Sex?
29	29 Vote	Untied Shoelace Leads to Weight Gain
74	74 Vote	Tony Romo Was Tony Romo, Until He Was Hacked

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