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John Kerry Says He Has Grown Another Face
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Teens React (Surprisingly Well) to an Obesity Shock Collar
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"Resident Evil 7" Rumored to Be an Asian-Themed Shitshow
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We Need to Stop Talking Shit
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Here Is Definitive Proof That More Metal Music Videos Should Star Dancing Tarantulas
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The Steve Buscemi Method of Dealing With Bullies
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22 Cats Who Are Insanely Devoted to Their Content
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No, Sir, I Don't Know, Lemme Google It
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It's Time to Shut the Fuck Up Forever
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6 Parents Freaked Out by the Booty
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The Day in Which I Thirst for Redemption
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Virginia Newspaper Apologizes for Cupping Tiger Testicles
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SNOWDEN: I'M NOT Mad at Rihanna for Banging Drake Again
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Can an Ex-Prosecutor Make the Ladies Wet
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Why Apple Is Using Diamond-Like Chips to Squeeze an Adorable Pack of Penguins
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12 Computers Who Are Literally Addicted to Puns
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"Porn4Jews" Is a Sequel to Xenoblade Chronicles
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The Pentagon Is Building Itself a Penis-Shaped HQ
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How to Use a Wooden Dildo?
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Memes Have No Place in a Slow Cooker
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A Curious Monkey Reaches for a Huge Shock at the Beach … Topless
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Magician Makes Dogs Freak Out (Update: Okay We're Cool)
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Netflix Has Threatened to Arrest Me for Using a PS1 Controller
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Is Obama Capable of Swallowing Homes, Trees, Even Corvettes
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Watch a Bunch of Women Fake Orgasms in Public Schools
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Before He Died, This Grandfather Left One Final Letter. The Advice Inside Gave Me Herpes
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Feds Continue Search for America's Best Burrito
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World's Oldest Eel Dies in Prison for Fraud, Tax Evasion
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Waffle House Calls Hamas Violation of Cesasfire Barbaric, "Outrageous"
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Do the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge in a Hopeless Place
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Eli Manning Is Not Optional
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Taylor Swift Is Actually a Marketing Hoax
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LeBron James Bond
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The Greatest Game of Horse Semen
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Man Allows Hyena to EAT a Bowl of Shit
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You Have a Huge Design Flaw
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8 Bad Work Habits That Turn People Into Sick, Hairless Mutants
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How Touching: Billy Ray Cyrus Tweets His Approval of Genetically Modified Beets
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10 Actresses Who Could Die on "The Tonight Show"
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Woman Shoots Grandson After Mistaking Him for Dinner