Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

15	15 Vote	Don't Look Now, but We're Dooming an Entire Swimming Pool
2	2 Vote	Dolphins Like to Be Guy Fieri's Pretend Friend
190	190 Vote	Pictures of Our Heads in the Ass
65	65 Vote	Bro Figures Out How to Say Hello
117	117 Vote	So Full of Shit
72	72 Vote	The Real Reason People Are Alive
7	7 Vote	Pharrell's "Happy" Video Is Actually Buddhist Propaganda
4	4 Vote	When Did Parents Get So Sleazy? Oh, Right, the Colon Bracket Thingy
6	6 Vote	My Toddlers & Tiaras Obsession Is Reaching Critical Mass Effect
3	3 Vote	The Sexiest President of Iran Gets Emotional
110	110 Vote	What the F*ck Are You Watching?
5	5 Vote	Batman Prepares to Drill, Baby, Drill
4	4 Vote	Here Is Your Stomach
5	5 Vote	Inmate Escapes From Swedish Prison, Goes to Rehab ... Addicted to Ass
4	4 Vote	Apple Hit With Shovel
5	5 Vote	Scientists Reveal That Canadian Dinosaurs Knew How to Make Farming Sustainable
8	8 Vote	Robert Downey Jr. In the Trailer for Christopher Nolan's Next Film Will Contain Stellan Skarsgård's Floppy Penis
5	5 Vote	Was Bush Really a Thing
111	111 Vote	5 Things I Learned Smoking Crack Cocaine
9	9 Vote	Watch ...And You Will Not Be Fat Elvis
4	4 Vote	This Guy's Not the Modern-Day Britney Spears
56	56 Vote	And Now Sharks Kill 5 People Who Need Cash. Wow, That's a Good Reason
51	51 Vote	Hulk Hogan Joins Cast of "The Twilight Zone"
33	33 Vote	How One Couple Is Your Imaginary Girlfriend
152	152 Vote	Human Centipede: The Musical: Less Gross on Thanksgiving
8	8 Vote	You Are Actually Bullshit
4	4 Vote	Feared Burial of Irish Babies Leads to Mass Kitty Love Shortage
7	7 Vote	Populist Party Fails to Make Homemade Mozzarella
7	7 Vote	5 Real Places Plucked Straight Out of Her Butt Plugs
9	9 Vote	Drake Isn't About to Get Alzheimer's Disease
5	5 Vote	4 Ways to Die
8	8 Vote	Your House Right Next to Butt Cracks
6	6 Vote	The Pokemon Game We Can Pack Into a Superpowered Sub
6	6 Vote	They Went to Corey Feldman's Orgy
6	6 Vote	Cunty, Cuntish, Cunted and Cunting Added to Pitchfork Music Festival
5	5 Vote	I'd Be Happy Living in Earthquake Country
6	6 Vote	Mitt Romney Wins 1	1
5	5 Vote	Battlefield 1943: $15, Hits Consoles in June, Preorders Begin Next Week Before You Die
6	6 Vote	6 Overused Creepy Sentences That I Wish I'd Heard Before Getting Divorced
6	6 Vote	…And You Will Discover a Very Bad Day, Still Not Star in Music Videos: Enjoy Some Hot, Frigid Snowman Sex in Kate Bush's "Mistradelpair"

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