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Why HIV Is More Popular Than Justin Bieber?
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God Help Me: I Watched Cartoons
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Man Sentenced to Sexy Italian Jail
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Tumblr Has a Terrible Idea
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All of Us Are Super Annoying
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The Sun Has Been Cancelled
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Australia No Longer Exists
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Watch a Congressman Ask an 8-Year-Old for a PlayStation 4
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"Twerk" and Selfie Added to Call of Duty: Black Ops
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Free the Weed Fairy
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Boston Should Not Exist
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Nearly 1 in 5 Adults Are Still Useful
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Judge Must Serve 28 Years for This Shit
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China Can't Get Enough of Hitler
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I'm Just Gonna Jog Across the Multiverse
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I Am Leaving the Galaxy
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Spain Hit by Car, Dies
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Coolest Pope Ever Urges Catholics to Chill Out About Affair
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Public Masturbation Declared Legal in America Proudly
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Britain Legalizes Gay Marriage by Accident
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Bush Received a 20-Year Sentence for Having Sex With His Pickup Truck
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You Will Never Happen
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Hark! The Pope Hates You and Every Other Human
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Shame! 38 Republican Senators Vote "No" on the Moon
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Republicans Continue to Be Mean
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Man Accidentally Sells $23,000 Item for $10 Billion
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Obama: "Military Will Be Called Both Mighty and Morphin"
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Megan Fox Had a Threesome With JFK and Another Dude in a Top Hat Maybe?
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2.8 Million People Are Actually Huge Assholes
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Benedict: God Told Me to F*ck Myself
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Fucking White People Look the Same
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My Friend Clint Just Got Denied Planetary Status AGAIN
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The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks
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Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
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Teens Steal Credit Card, Use It Wisely
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Boston Still Drunk, but Not Much Else
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Texas Gov. Rick Perry Announces He Has a Terrible Idea
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Jet Crashes Into Window as Crowd Chants USA! USA!
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Yeah, Maybe I Do Want to Hug a Nun and Cry
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The Humans Are Dead, Long Live the Beast With 56 Names