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I Don't Need an Evil Mustache or a Volcano Lair to Piss Off Muppets, Mr. President
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Man Gets 22 Years for Tumblr Joke
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90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong
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Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman
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Special Needs Student Suspended for Bringing Joy to School
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Water Parks Are Filthy and Sinful
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Autism Linked to Autism
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Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many
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Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It
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Attention Chinese Media: Kim Jong Un Loves Dolphins
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President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry
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Investing in People's Buttholes
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The Internet Is Probably Unclean, Scientists Say
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I Hate Math, but I Like Fellatio With Transsexuals
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Life Has Been Cancelled
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To Do: Go to Hell
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You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science
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Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works
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Why You Should Stop Being Awkward
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Sony Plans on Having Sex and Masturbating
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Can Bowser Resist the Charms of a Blow Job
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I'm Not Mad. I'm Just Texan
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NBC Accidentally Does Something Worthwhile
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Is This NYC's Next Mayor? Interview With Kim Jong UN
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Gay Priests Coming Out? Pope Says He Would Blow Up Detroit and Start All Over
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Fuck the Pope Hates You
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I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music
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Dating Tips From a Kinky Galaxy Far, Far Away
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All Republicans Want to Fuck Me
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Superman and Batman Have Their Baby
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America Should Be Illegal
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Telling Your Professor She's Sexy Is Not an "Epic Achievement"
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Here's How Kittens Are Giving You Cancer
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Beyoncé Did Not Have Sex in Space
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Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake
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Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt
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An Anime Fan Describes His Ultimate Enemy... The Friend Zone
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Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend
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Why I Am Proud to Be Anal Probed Along America's Extraterrestrial Highway
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Scandal: Politician Goes to Work