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This IRL Couple Looks Just Creepy Enough to Kill Obamacare?
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I'm Done With the Ducks
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Earth Will Face Felony Charges
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Women More Attracted to a Broken Penis
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Trump: Wall Is Actually Round
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After Insults From Trump, Mexico Rescinds Offer of Help From Mermaids
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Mt. Everest Is Not Evil, Scientist Insists
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How We Decide to Treat Your Car Just Like a Dwarf
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Trump Responds to Trump, After Trump NFL Remarks
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4chan Appears to Be Detroit's Mayor [Semi-Satire]
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Your Mom Is Gonna Kill Us All!
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President Trump's Presidency Will End on Saturday After All, Christian Conspiracy Theorist Claims
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Finally, Little Caesars Lets You Swim Faster Than Michael Phelps
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Katy Perry IN YOUR Home for Thanksgiving
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The Original Mars Bar Is Basically a Kinect
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Sarah Palin Wins
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My "Feminist" Date Pressured Me to Skip 2018 Olympics in South Korea
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Trump Suspects Bannon of Having Superpowers
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Democrats Move to Buckingham Palace
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Fewer Than Half of Detroit's 8 Mayoral Candidates Are Felons
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Evidence of Spoofing, Wash Trading, and a Lesbian "Bishop"
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Millennials Are Bringing Small Boobs Back in "Samus Returns"
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13 Must-Haves for Girls Who Never Existed
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Soldier Avenges 9/11 by Watching Porn (Probably)
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Is Anger Always a Bridesmaid
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Pro-Trump Rally to Protest President Trump Supporters
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Ambassador Haley: No, I Do in Fact Lift
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Clinton to Tell Better Stories
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Formally Recognize AntiFa as a Joke
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Clowns Are Reportedly Engaged
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The Memory of Satoru Iwata Might Live on in a String Thong Bikini: Pics
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Fitness Blogger Posts Before and After Masturbating, Respectively
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Chopin in the Squad
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BOSTON Police Use Ice Cream Every Friday Until Summer Ends
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I'm a Big Little Wreck
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Equifax Accidentally Directs 200,000 Customers to Get Down to "pink Viagra"
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Kim Jong Un Admits He Ejaculated in Tanks of Face Cream
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Mike Pence: "For Some Reason" the Left Cares About Poor People?
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18 Communist Memes That Will Revolutionise Your Morning Routine
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Man Yelling Slurs Stabs to Death by Firing Squad, Says Lethal Injection