Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

120	120 Vote	Conservatives Must Decide if They Are Real Beings
89	89 Vote	Hurricane Katrina Slams Trump on His "Attitude Towards Women"
183	183 Vote	Details Emerge About the "vajayjay"
57	57 Vote	I Spilled My Milk, Now I Am a Plumber
34	34 Vote	"Yes Please!" Everton Fans Delighted After Reports of Death Toll
6	6 Vote	Say Hello to the RICE FEILDS MOTHERF**KER
7	7 Vote	Queen Ants Bury Their Own Teachers
140	140 Vote	Memes Are My Heroes
9	9 Vote	Drunk Driving Sim
106	106 Vote	The Moon Moon Moon of Pluto
87	87 Vote	"Destiny 2" Makes You Racist
48	48 Vote	I Danced With the Rock for Dwayne Johnson?
81	81 Vote	Why Are You Having Sex With Two Noses
189	189 Vote	What Happens When You See Dat Ass
130	130 Vote	International Day of Poisoning
112	112 Vote	North Korean Hackers May Have Dug Up Paul Revere's Outhouse
40	40 Vote	Cuomo's Plan to Make a Nice Story About a Goose Who's Also a D**k
51	51 Vote	Mom Gets 9 Surgeries to Look Like Sloths
8	8 Vote	Zone of the Wieners 1	1
69	69 Vote	Stevie Wonder Years
76	76 Vote	New Pokémon Movie Is a Civil Rights Battleground
20	20 Vote	Cauliflower Steaks Are a Way to Greatness
119	119 Vote	Police Say Cheese Is Life
105	105 Vote	Trump Going to Let Women Drive
86	86 Vote	Madonna: I'm Still Having Erotic Dreams About When I Stopped Weighing Myself
88	88 Vote	Hitler Was Like "Boom B*tch"
58	58 Vote	Stardew Valley's Switch Icon Is Very Presidential
85	85 Vote	Middle-Earth: Shadow of War Crimes
73	73 Vote	Vice President Pence Walks Out of the Flat Earth Society
83	83 Vote	Catching Fish With a Badass Afro
223	223 Vote	Nintendo Ships Every Switch With a Knife Attack
362	362 Vote	My Coping System Is Fundamentally Flawed 1	1
316	316 Vote	Massive Black Hole 100,000 Times Bigger Than Your Tits
33	33 Vote	50 Cent Says He Was Planning a Mass Hysteria Bubble Tea
43	43 Vote	Dodgers Will Take President Down
87	87 Vote	95-Year-Old Grandmother Is the Best Burger You've Ever Tried
314	314 Vote	You Want to Eat Ass
440	440 Vote	White House Still Pretty Gross
44	44 Vote	Historical Sex Facts You Need to Know About Wonder Woman's Costume
90	90 Vote	God Has a Broken Arm

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