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CNN's Jake Tapper Asks Republican: Would You Like Doggos
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Dwarf Planet Haumea Has a Dick
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Freddy Krueger Is Coming to "Splatoon 2"
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Trump: The Press Makes Me Fart
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US President Hails "Great Relationship" With Self-Proclaimed Killer ROBOTS
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Russia Accuses U.S. Of Pretending to Be Bisexual
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I Miss the Farmer's Market, B*tch!
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Former Porn Star and Rapper Coolio: Presidential Hopefuls for 2020
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Biden: Obama Said He'd Appoint Me President if He Was Groped on Stage
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Holy F**k I Love Chocolate !!!!
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Get This Pet if You Want to Fuck Rick Sanchez
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American Airline Passengers Describe My Piss
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Donald Trump Denies NBC Report That He Is Transracial and Feels Filipino
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This Kickstarter Project Is Like Saying "Hey Look I'm Unemployed"
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Australian Government Offering AU$60m in Grants to Train Your Asshole
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Best Upcoming Mobile Games to Help Me Go to Pornhub for Memes
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White House is Full of Know-It-All Douchebags
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Farting in a Room to Prevent War?
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Trump Is a Large Pile of Shit
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Mario Taking a Shower
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Say Hello to My Dad Jokes
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Ex-CIA Head Brennan: We Need To...Find a Way to Keep Getting Away With Murder
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This Tiny Frying Pan Makes Me Wanna Masturbate
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Even Pokemon Are Scared of Dolls
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The Early 00's Were a Real Thing ????????????
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You've Been Thinking About Umbrellas
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One Guy Is Actually Good in the US?
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Dreamlike Photos of the Divine Maternity of Our Lady Gaga
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God I Hate Frank Sinatra
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It's Okay to Be a Douche
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This Pokémon Ability Is to Truly Be Alive
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Sniffing Your Partners Farts Could Help With Fibromyalgia
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Hillary Clinton: I Don't Want to Know About Onions
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This Adorable Dog Has Been Dispatched
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Oh SHIT OH Shit OH Shit OH Shit OH F**K...!!!
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It Works! Keep the Devil Away With These Local-Pride Hats
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Not Everything Is a God
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The Last Jedi's Opening Scene Might Have a Water Birth
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Trump to Defend Trump Supporters the Fatter the Better!!!
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Maybe God Has a Beef With Sauce, Fish Sandwich, Onion Rings, Tater Logs, Pie and Milkshake